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Bunnys are really the assassins of the animal world. Say a newt has a grudge with a toad. A team of rabbits will be sent on assignment from the warren they are stationed at to "make the hit". They will take what they need from the arsenal - a toad is usually stabbed with a hardened stick. Can you imagine garroting a toad? Animals larger than themselves are taken out usually with poison.BUT the real reason (seriously, now) they hang out by the side of the road is the McAdam. The raised road allows drainage of rain water to the sides of the road and the grass and other edibles grow faster there.
OOOOH that actually sounds like a plausible answer Jimbob, as I was going to suggest it was a good pick up spot for say a, Lovely female bunny to show her ware and be picked by the handsome doting buck who is all about browsing along side the road until he has found just the perfect bunny for a mate! LOL!!!
Quote from: JimBob on 11/04/2007 03:37:21Bunnys are really the assassins of the animal world. Say a newt has a grudge with a toad. A team of rabbits will be sent on assignment from the warren they are stationed at to "make the hit". They will take what they need from the arsenal - a toad is usually stabbed with a hardened stick. Can you imagine garroting a toad? Animals larger than themselves are taken out usually with poison.BUT the real reason (seriously, now) they hang out by the side of the road is the McAdam. The raised road allows drainage of rain water to the sides of the road and the grass and other edibles grow faster there. Rubbish! Lagomorphs are well known as spotters of Eddie Stobart lorries. They hang around at the side of roads hoping to spot "Matilda" or "Jessica" wending their way to distant parts with their loads of whatsits & thingumajigs.N.B. For the benefit of non-UK residents, Eddie Stobart is a large road haulage company. All the lorry cabs are named after women. There actually are sad little people who go Stobart spotting.
Quote from: Karen W. on 11/04/2007 05:05:19OOOOH that actually sounds like a plausible answer Jimbob, as I was going to suggest it was a good pick up spot for say a, Lovely female bunny to show her ware and be picked by the handsome doting buck who is all about browsing along side the road until he has found just the perfect bunny for a mate! LOL!!!This is indeed also true...thanks Kareny !It is well known amongst the bunny wabbit fraternity that female wabbits are not just Doe's but also ' Hoe's' who barter their sexual wares in return for a few daisy leaves and carrot tops....standing on street corner and by the kerb !!..the dirty filthy wabbits of disrepute and nefarious gain !!...
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 11/04/2007 08:50:18Quote from: JimBob on 11/04/2007 03:37:21Bunnys are really the assassins of the animal world. Say a newt has a grudge with a toad. A team of rabbits will be sent on assignment from the warren they are stationed at to "make the hit". They will take what they need from the arsenal - a toad is usually stabbed with a hardened stick. Can you imagine garroting a toad? Animals larger than themselves are taken out usually with poison.BUT the real reason (seriously, now) they hang out by the side of the road is the McAdam. The raised road allows drainage of rain water to the sides of the road and the grass and other edibles grow faster there. Rubbish! Lagomorphs are well known as spotters of Eddie Stobart lorries. They hang around at the side of roads hoping to spot "Matilda" or "Jessica" wending their way to distant parts with their loads of whatsits & thingumajigs.N.B. For the benefit of non-UK residents, Eddie Stobart is a large road haulage company. All the lorry cabs are named after women. There actually are sad little people who go Stobart spotting.For whom are they spotting, Sir?
Are you house broken?
Quote from: JimBob on 12/04/2007 04:09:52Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 11/04/2007 08:50:18Quote from: JimBob on 11/04/2007 03:37:21Bunnys are really the assassins of the animal world. Say a newt has a grudge with a toad. A team of rabbits will be sent on assignment from the warren they are stationed at to "make the hit". They will take what they need from the arsenal - a toad is usually stabbed with a hardened stick. Can you imagine garroting a toad? Animals larger than themselves are taken out usually with poison.BUT the real reason (seriously, now) they hang out by the side of the road is the McAdam. The raised road allows drainage of rain water to the sides of the road and the grass and other edibles grow faster there. Rubbish! Lagomorphs are well known as spotters of Eddie Stobart lorries. They hang around at the side of roads hoping to spot "Matilda" or "Jessica" wending their way to distant parts with their loads of whatsits & thingumajigs.N.B. For the benefit of non-UK residents, Eddie Stobart is a large road haulage company. All the lorry cabs are named after women. There actually are sad little people who go Stobart spotting.For whom are they spotting, Sir?Animal Rights Society of England (A.R.S.E.)
Quote from: JimBob on 12/04/2007 04:42:49Are you house broken? Yes indeedy I is house broken! And very a very nice...bunny indeed!!! LOL LOL
Quote from: Karen W. on 13/04/2007 10:08:00Quote from: JimBob on 12/04/2007 04:42:49Are you house broken? Yes indeedy I is house broken! And very a very nice...bunny indeed!!! LOL LOLWell, that is interesting, yes, Very interesting. Looks like I am trapped by my cupidity. I can only quote May West: "Why don't you call me sometime?" And paraphrase the Bible, Forgive me Lord, for I know not what I have done.