[iko]

Naw.. I just meant things like "Rain dance".. Or something.. Something which everyone knows that it won't work, but do it for superstition and for miracles.

Got it!  Writing to forums instead of going to the doctor!

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Ask my friendo Neilepus mirabilissimus withdrawmisticus for details...

http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=5640.0

iko 31/10/2006 19:44:06

Hi neilep,
you'd just been unfortunately diagnosed as a bursitic-arthritic-banged-awfully-smashed-knee patient.
We scheduled you for a bilateral double knee transplant (they go in pairs).
We'll give you some stem cells in the process...they are always good for you.
Surprisingly enough, the cheapest bargain offer is in
Wonderland County Hospital for Sick Knees (Nowhere Land).
We'll fly you there by Brian Unfair Airlines for little money (just ambulance Taxes).
No food or drinks included. Bring your own wine and anesthetics.
Please let us know your opinion and credit card number.
...
Wish you a slow but constant self healing in the meantime!
Do not forget physiotherapy or some wise exercise anyway.
Take care 

ikod 

http://www.autonomed.co.uk/shop/dept_icons/Basic%20Knee.jpg

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