[Pseudoscience-is-malarkey (OP)]

The other day while eating, my old lady and I were watching The Client List. She asked if I, like her, thinks Jenniffer Love Hewitt (the star of the show) is unattractive, to which I replied "she's ok". Sure enough, the next day at dinner when I asked her to pass me the salt she yelled "WHY DON'T YOU GET JENNIFER HEWITT TO PASS YOU THE SALT!!??"

[alancalverd]

Why not indeed? Or anyone with a slightly more rational approach to everyday life than your present company.