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*TV flicks on to a braces commercial.*Hello, I'm doctor Orth O. Dontist. I'm here to tell you how much braces suck. In fact, we believe that the crown of thornes on Jesus's head are unnecessary, they could've just gotten him braces. Half the price, double the pain! But if you don't believe a trained professional like me, check out these people!*Clip of girl screaming as hideous monster advances.*Monster: I scare you a lot?Girl: What? Oh, no you don't. My braces just make my mouth sore I feel like screaming sometimes. *Camera goes back to Dr. Orth O. Dontist.*Also a great diet plan, I used to be 300 pounds, but when I got braces my mouth was too sore to eat sometimes so I just skipped meals sometimes, now my weight is down a bunch! Announcer: Braces, they're perfect as a gift to your ex or worst enemy! Get yours today!
Ah man that was a nice 2 mile run. Now I needa work on Homework, then head to soccer, then head to musical, then to envirthon, get home at 9ish, take a shower and go to bed. How freaking great is that!
Getting out early from school due to bad weather.
That was a nice two hour nap..
Fact: 90% of posts in this thread is between Karen and Kraner.
Yeah everyone but Ben. And um if Kadie were still here she'd have more on here then we both combined. Ha