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« Reply #80 on: 10/07/2008 23:10:50 »
Are you sure? I have noticed the wear on you right front tire indicating you need to have you front end aligned. From the wear pattern, I think it's the camber that needs to be reset.
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« Reply #81 on: 11/07/2008 07:36:06 »
I doubt that very much.
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« Reply #82 on: 11/07/2008 20:40:38 »
The plumb paintwork suggests you had a respray. I don't think plumb was an original colour for a Ford Escort.
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« Reply #83 on: 12/07/2008 02:22:44 »
Plum wasn't an original color (or colour, as you prefer.) There has been a lot of body work as well. The normal Ford Escort doesn't come with mammary glands.
« Last Edit: 12/07/2008 19:33:12 by JimBob »
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« Reply #84 on: 12/07/2008 08:56:32 »
Oh Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy... you must really like hospitals.
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« Reply #85 on: 12/07/2008 19:34:17 »
Not really, but the truth does hurt, doesn't it?
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« Reply #86 on: 12/07/2008 20:39:49 »
You wouldn't know
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« Reply #87 on: 13/07/2008 01:24:33 »
Possibly, but by your reaction it is acutely obvious that you are intimately aware of the effect of TRUTH! on one.

By the way, how is the body work holding up? If it is beginning to sag, I do know they make bras for a Ford Escort.

http://www.autopartswarehouse.com/mmp/ford~escort_zx2~car_bra~parts.html

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« Reply #88 on: 13/07/2008 08:55:13 »
How strange
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« Reply #89 on: 13/07/2008 22:40:28 »
Good luck tomorrow Jim.
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« Reply #90 on: 13/07/2008 23:37:28 »
Quote from: Make it  Lady on 13/07/2008 22:40:28
Good luck tomorrow Jim.

Yeah, that.
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« Reply #91 on: 14/07/2008 01:41:03 »
Thank you, both - (Doc's an old softy, folks, don't let him fool you.)

I'm off to bed - 3:30 wake-up to get there at 5 AM. What I'll do for morphine!

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« Reply #92 on: 14/07/2008 08:22:55 »
Quote from: JimBob on 14/07/2008 01:41:03
(Doc's an old softy, folks, don't let him fool you.)


Yeah, right. So was Atilla the Hun!
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« Reply #93 on: 14/07/2008 08:35:34 »
Thinking of you today.....Hang in there Jim!
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« Reply #94 on: 14/07/2008 10:04:04 »
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 14/07/2008 08:22:55
Quote from: JimBob on 14/07/2008 01:41:03
(Doc's an old softy, folks, don't let him fool you.)


No, Attila was a drunken slob - sure you wish to compare yourself to him?

Thank you, Karen.

it is 4 AM! GAWD!

Yeah, right. So was Atilla the Hun!
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« Reply #95 on: 14/07/2008 18:23:36 »
Quote from: Karen W. on 14/07/2008 08:35:34
Thinking of you today.....Hang in there Jim!
They are not going to put him in traction are they?
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« Reply #96 on: 14/07/2008 19:55:45 »
Quote from: Make it  Lady on 14/07/2008 18:23:36
Quote from: Karen W. on 14/07/2008 08:35:34
Thinking of you today.....Hang in there Jim!
They are not going to put him in traction are they?

That's be fun!
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« Reply #97 on: 14/07/2008 20:23:14 »
Which rope would you pull first?
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« Reply #98 on: 14/07/2008 20:36:54 »
The 1 round his neck
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« Reply #99 on: 15/07/2008 12:56:59 »
I hear he is having some plastic surgery whilst he is in there. They are going to sew a plastic bag over his face!
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