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« on: 31/10/2008 15:02:29 »
We've got 3 gerbils - Tom, Dick & Jerry. Tom & Jerry are grey, and Dick is black. Black Dick is Sandra's favourite. She really loves her black Dick. Every chance she gets, there she is playing with her black Dick; stroking and tickling it. That makes black Dick stand up straight and Sandra really likes that.
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« Reply #1 on: 31/10/2008 15:38:29 »
Stone the crows!!! I thought I had logged on to the wrong forum!
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« Reply #2 on: 31/10/2008 18:56:50 »
You'd better watch out, Doc. Once they've had gerbil there's no going back!

You don't want to know about the rat!
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« Reply #3 on: 31/10/2008 19:37:36 »
LOL...and there I was thinking that ewe meant Sandra would be needing this
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« Reply #4 on: 31/10/2008 20:50:27 »
Toothpaste? Kindly elucidate, הידיד שלי
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« Reply #5 on: 31/10/2008 21:16:18 »
Toothpaste? Kindly elucidate, הידיד שלי

My friend, ewe need to zoom in a bit...it's a tube of KY !  [;)]


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« Reply #6 on: 31/10/2008 21:41:18 »
Toothpaste? Kindly elucidate, הידיד שלי

My friend, ewe need to zoom in a bit...it's a tube of KY !  [;)]


Hugs the Eth.



A tube of Kentucky? What's that all about, then?
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« Reply #7 on: 31/10/2008 23:34:45 »
KY is where all the inbred perverts live.
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« Reply #8 on: 01/11/2008 03:52:51 »
Not all of them. You're forgetting Arkansas.
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« Reply #9 on: 01/11/2008 13:34:38 »
Not all of them. You're forgetting Arkansas.

And I also forgot a 6 acre estate in Oxfordshire.
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« Reply #10 on: 01/11/2008 15:01:21 »
Which estate might that be?
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« Reply #11 on: 02/11/2008 20:05:41 »
I have always had a liking for spotted Dick.
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« Reply #12 on: 02/11/2008 20:19:36 »
I have always had a liking for spotted Dick.

You should live in a leper colony then
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« Reply #13 on: 04/11/2008 02:31:08 »
Which estate might that be?

Thine, m'lord.
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« Reply #14 on: 04/11/2008 02:32:03 »
I have always had a liking for spotted Dick.

You should live in a leper colony then

It wouldn't do much good. They would keep falling off.
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« Reply #15 on: 04/11/2008 18:47:21 »
Which estate might that be?

Thine, m'lord.

I don't have 6 acres.
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« Reply #16 on: 04/11/2008 21:11:14 »
That is because you haven't got spotted dick!
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« Reply #17 on: 05/11/2008 10:49:44 »
For which I am grateful.
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« Reply #18 on: 05/11/2008 13:49:02 »
A farmer once promised  to give me a couple of acres, he kicked me in the goolies!!!
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« Reply #19 on: 05/11/2008 14:56:04 »
I see Don has started scraping the bottom of that barrel we bought him
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« Reply #20 on: 05/11/2008 15:50:42 »
That'll teach you not to be such a cheap-skate, buying me a second hand barrel.
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« Reply #21 on: 05/11/2008 16:04:11 »
The whipround didn't raise enough for a new 1
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« Reply #22 on: 05/11/2008 16:06:46 »
So we'v gone from Sandra's preferences to whipping eh!

This thread needs an 18 certificate!
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« Reply #23 on: 05/11/2008 16:13:50 »
So we'v gone from Sandra's preferences to whipping eh!

Did anyone say there's a difference?
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« Reply #24 on: 05/11/2008 18:38:31 »
I see Don has started scraping the bottom of that barrel we bought him
Here Don come and scrape my nice double barrel *raises shot gun*
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« Reply #25 on: 06/11/2008 10:20:45 »
How kind!



I might have guessed it was too good to be true
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« Reply #26 on: 06/11/2008 18:26:22 »
Why would you write DEAD on your headstone unless you are David Blaine and people might think you are faking it and any moment you will pop back up again.
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« Reply #27 on: 07/11/2008 10:22:24 »
Why would you write DEAD on your headstone unless you are David Blaine and people might think you are faking it and any moment you will pop back up again.

Had it not occurred to you that my name could be Don Dead???

Well, it's not.

I am David Blaine, and I have risen from the dead (Fanfare)


Thank you fans
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« Reply #28 on: 07/11/2008 19:04:53 »
Why has the blue smiley got a turd on its head?
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« Reply #29 on: 07/11/2008 19:55:10 »
Why has the blue smiley got a turd on its head?

That's magic!!!

Don't you wish David Blaine could do this trick?
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