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I should borrow Neils blow up doll..
You think Neil is a hunk? 
He looks rather effeminate. The doll, not Neil.
Quote from: Karen W. on 21/12/2008 12:53:12I should borrow Neils blow up doll..[attachment=5991]http://www.goofbag.com/index.php?productID=221
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 21/12/2008 13:30:53He looks rather effeminate. The doll, not Neil.Is it the "hands-on-hips" pose ?, or that he is doing the washing-up ? [I suspect I can guess where they have put the valve on the inflatable husband doll. [:I] ]
Blow-up dolls, shop mannequins and dogs dressed up as children have all been used to try and justify driving in lanes where vehicles are required to have at least three occupants.
Is that a little yellow bow in his hair? Or just a hairslide?
Inflatable man could have other uses, e.g. driving in the carpool lane ...QuoteBlow-up dolls, shop mannequins and dogs dressed up as children have all been used to try and justify driving in lanes where vehicles are required to have at least three occupants.http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSHER25771920080612
I love the way one of the Blow up husband's attributes are that it floats...
Bet your off to sink those chisel teeth into a nice tree trunk or 6 over the festering season. Watch out for the trappers and give my regards to Jim Bowie and Dave Crocket, who spent many years with a beaver keeping their heads warm, apparently.Merry Crimbo Eth And a glorious new year to everyone Ho Ho Ho = buy 1 get 2 free
I would quite enjoy sitting on your head and crapping down your back! 
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 24/12/2008 21:31:50I would quite enjoy sitting on your head and crapping down your back! Beaver hats are made from DEAD beaver pelts - how can you crap down my back if you are a disemboweled hunk of fur, removed from the skin, and pounded into felt?(Beavers are very disadvantaged, like Gypsies. They don't have any place in a beaver lodge to teach the kits [or the knowledge and mental capacity for such an endeavor.] Thus they cannot learn how anything is done, including how their forefathers [and mothers] were trapped, skinned and transformed into haberdasheral splendor for humans.)Poor lout - he tries SO hard!