[demografx (OP)]

Don, you're clearly a Chelonian expert. But isn't it hard for a depressed turtle to get out of his shell? Please don't snap at me if it's a silly question. Scientific minds wanna know!

[JimBob]

That gives me a frog in my throat

[Don_1]

Well Demo, I could carry on apace, but I don’t want to plaster on these puns too thick.  I’m sure you would not object, but I don’t want to test  u do.

Did I mention that after we had had our fill, Sidney said he was tired, so I said, “Why don’t you have a nap  Sid.” But fearful of his wife’s tongue, he said, “Nah, best not, chel on ian a moan at me.” One day she’ll be the death of him, if not by nagging, by her cooking. Our meal had been very nice but for her peas, which were like bullets. Boy did we all   sulc at ‘er. She thought we couldn’t see her with her face pack on, but we spid ‘er

[Don_1]

That gives me a frog in my throat

Well, it is a leap year.

[demografx (OP)]

[demografx (OP)]

JimBob:

[demografx (OP)]

Why don’t you have a nap  Sid.”

I'm not Sid, but I once napped in the doorway opening near the Temple.

I almost forgot that event!

But now I'm glad I don't have amniotesia.

[Don_1]

I'm not Sid, but I once napped in the doorway opening near the Temple.

Tch tch, your always up to some sort of skullduggery or another.

But now I'm glad I don't have amniotesia.

Eggselent. I'm glad to know that, because for getting that, I would have to give you the sac and al bu meny people out of work soon enough, the way things are. It is a heavy yolk for some to bare and memn brainier than most are left on the scrap heap of life.

BTW, just to put my mind at rest, am knees yer part of the leg what bends?

[Don_1]

I'm not Sid,

Sid want's to be sure of this, so he asked me if there was any way he could confirm the fact using his new smart phone. "Yes," I informed him, "you can probably download an app Sid. Go on, tri apSid. Look at this one, its a sign ap Sid."


Here endeth the plug for smart phones. I wouldn't have one if you paid me. Just what was wrong with two empty baked bean cans and a piece of string?

[Donnah]

They weren't worth beans.

[demografx (OP)]

Beans, beans are good for your heart. The more you eat...

[demografx (OP)]

Here endeth the plug for smart phones. I wouldn't have one if you paid me. Just what was wrong with two empty baked bean cans and a piece of string?

This is for those of you(th) who do NOT remember those ANCIENT times of OLD.

[demografx (OP)]

Just to put my mind at rest, am knees yer part of the leg what bends?

Knees?? Bend??

Oh...

I don't know...

I forgot!

[Donnah]

Oldtimer's disease makes you forget.

[demografx (OP)]

According to one old timer I saw, it's always 9:15.

[Don_1]

I would like to patella story about my naval adventure in Scapula Flow trying catch a carpal, but I think we kneed to cap off this line of puns before we get a ribbing.

I'd better get down on said knees, vetebrae (for to pray).

[demografx (OP)]

...before we get a ribbing.

1.   What did the skeleton have for supper? Ribs.

2.    What did the skeleton say to the bartender? Gimme a beer and a mop, please.

[Donnah]

The first skeleton must have been male, and the second, female.

[demografx (OP)]

[demografx (OP)]

February is Fabulous Florida Strawberry Month
and also
International Hoof-care Month

Hoof you a care in the world??