Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

demografx · « **Reply #1900 on:** 01/03/2012 15:25:03 »

Don! Stop! You can't get into Heaven upside down!

demografx · « **Reply #1901 on:** 01/03/2012 15:51:07 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 29/02/2012 12:11:10

If you cross a donkey with can of lubricant, in outer space, would the result be asstroil?

No fancy Award for Don; just an Astral Plain [sp] Award for Don_1.

Don_1 · « **Reply #1902 on:** 01/03/2012 17:41:58 »

Quote from: demografx on 01/03/2012 15:25:03

Don! Stop! You can't get into Heaven upside down!

No, stop messin' about!

Ooer, I feel a little

I hope the mechanic is better than Kenneth Williams, Tony Hancock had enough trouble with him in The Test Pilot.

demografx · « **Reply #1903 on:** 01/03/2012 21:19:00 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 01/03/2012 10:49:28

I am going to heaven on Saturday.

What the hell are you talking about???

demografx · « **Reply #1904 on:** 01/03/2012 22:23:57 »

Does this mean I win an Antonym Award???

Don_1 · « **Reply #1905 on:** 02/03/2012 10:23:48 »

Indeed it does and she is winging her way to sunny California even now. Here is picture of her, so you won't miss her when you go to collect her from the airport.

Don_1 · « **Reply #1906 on:** 02/03/2012 10:33:25 »

Whoops! I seem to have made something of a faux pas, could have sworn you asked for an 'Auntie Min'.

Oh well, nevermind, I'm sure you'll find Auntie Minnie most agreeable.

demografx · « **Reply #1907 on:** 02/03/2012 15:41:44 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 02/03/2012 10:23:48

Indeed it does and she is winging her way to sunny California even now. Here is picture of her, so you won't miss her when you go to collect her from the airport.

I can't wait!! I don't know how to THANK YOU, Don! (Don't worry I'll come up with something heheh!)

demografx · « **Reply #1908 on:** 02/03/2012 15:45:18 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 02/03/2012 10:33:25

Whoops! I seem to have made something of a faux pas, could have sworn you asked for an 'Auntie Min'.

Oh well, nevermind, I'm sure you'll find Auntie Minnie most agreeable.

Don_1 · « **Reply #1909 on:** 03/03/2012 09:29:37 »

Its flying lesson day today......
Tally ho................ Up, up and away.........

Off we go chaps ........ AGHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

We apologise for the loss of transmission, normal (if it can be called 'normal') service may be resumed.

demografx · « **Reply #1910 on:** 04/03/2012 00:16:22 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 02/03/2012 10:33:25

Whoops! I seem to have made something of a faux pas, could have sworn you asked for an 'Auntie Min'.

Oh well, nevermind, I'm sure you'll find Auntie Minnie most agreeable.

More agreeable than my Auntie Hissssstamine who is always either jealous or boo-ing someone.

demografx · « **Reply #1911 on:** 04/03/2012 00:18:57 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 03/03/2012 09:29:37

Its flying lesson day today......
Tally ho................ Up, up and away.........

Off we go chaps ........ AGHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

We apologise for the loss of transmission, normal (if it can be called 'normal') service may be resumed.

Don? Hello? Are you still with us? Over and out!

demografx · « **Reply #1912 on:** 04/03/2012 05:20:19 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 03/03/2012 09:29:37

It's flying lesson day today......

We have something in common.

When my last flight hit turbulence, all the other passengers and I went flying.

Donnah · « **Reply #1913 on:** 04/03/2012 21:41:34 »

Hmmm, flying, Piper, astral plane.....is there smoke involved here too? Maybe a few mushrooms?

demografx · « **Reply #1914 on:** 04/03/2012 22:27:30 »

Quote from: Donnah on 04/03/2012 21:41:34

Hmmm, flying, Piper, astral plane.....is there smoke involved here too? Maybe a few mushrooms?

High just don't know, really, Donnah!

But I do know this, that when I was a short order cook while still in college, there was mushroom for improvement.

demografx · « **Reply #1915 on:** 04/03/2012 22:38:59 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 20/01/2012 13:01:36

Good Grief Demo, you've clocked up 6666 posts. Does this make you one (or six) better than the devil?

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Quote from: Donnah on 22/01/2012 07:02:44

I think it means you'd have a devil of a time making that many posts.

Oh no! This Friday, I will be 66! Is this a conspiracy?

?? Quick, someone start a new Science Thread!!

Don_1 · « **Reply #1916 on:** 05/03/2012 09:58:41 »

Don_1 to air traffic control, requesting permission to land.

Air traffic control to Don_1, you are cleared to land on runway 2. Make your final approach.

Yes folks, I done didded it!

When the instructor said we'd be using a Tomahawk, I got a little concerned. Maybe it would be a case of "Circle the planes, the Injuns are coming." Or perhaps I'd be sat astride a cruise missile.

Look:-

That's me up there in that thar airyplane.

Don_1 · « **Reply #1917 on:** 05/03/2012 10:06:07 »

Quote from: demografx on 04/03/2012 22:38:59

Oh no! This Friday, I will be 66! Is this a conspiracy??? Quick, someone start a new Science Thread!!

Oh my gosh! 66? Strewth! Don't do headstands when you're 66, or you'll be 99 and may FLAKE out.

Don_1 · « **Reply #1918 on:** 05/03/2012 10:12:32 »

Quote from: Donnah on 04/03/2012 21:41:34

Hmmm, flying, Piper, astral plane.....is there smoke involved here too? Maybe a few mushrooms?

No, no, I swear I have not been at the fungas or any herbal stuff. I need no mind expanding substances. My mind expanded long ago and is now expended.

Well done, you have pushed Demo into making a 'mushroom' pun.

demografx · « **Reply #1919 on:** 05/03/2012 15:31:46 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 05/03/2012 09:58:41

That's me up there in that thar airyplane.

C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S, Don!!!!!!

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