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« Reply #200 on: 06/10/2010 05:33:32 »




Is Mrs. Geezer that difficult to live with?


How would he know??



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« Reply #201 on: 06/10/2010 05:36:29 »



How doust thy fare this morn Sire?

Hast thou driven out the evil which was within you?


Our sorcerers & mages as well as the Cordoban Physicians have succeeded in driving most of the vile humors out of the corpus royal. Some small residue remains but is at a level at which even an apprentice can manage. With the experts at hand a full recovery is expected. The main problem to then consider is the large amount of muscle wasting  that has occurred. We shall be visiting the gym regularly.

We thank you for your concern, Duke Don.


I would highly recommend - to the medical powers that be - an increase in bloodletting and leeches.


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« Reply #202 on: 06/10/2010 05:38:07 »

That's what I like about TNS. You learn something new every day.


Oh yeah? Then why hasn't my IQ improved?


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« Reply #203 on: 06/10/2010 15:58:02 »
Yes Sean, It weighs On Us as well.

Shazza, we do not include the benefits Murry receives from such endeavors as "wasted time." The persons We speak of are the nerds and geeks with no lives and no imagination whose only outlet is a Star Trek Fan Club. Now THAT to Us is a waste of time.

SoH DIchDaq bech vaD vam!


PROOF!!!!!
Proof that Geezer is totally weird, outside the pale of "normal" AND

LONNY TOONS TO THE MAX!!!!

No wonder he is so so difficult.

We shall have mercy on the poor serf. ----- Hang him.

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« Reply #204 on: 06/10/2010 23:08:42 »
Could one relate the weight added by time passed to an increased IQ?

Only on TNS :)
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« Reply #205 on: 07/10/2010 05:49:35 »
We shall have mercy on the poor serf. ----- Hang him.


We are grateful for his majesty's generosity. Forsooth, but we are hung most generously already.
There ain'ta no sanity clause, and there ain'ta no centrifugal force Šther.

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« Reply #206 on: 07/10/2010 08:42:16 »
We shall have mercy on the poor serf. ----- Hang him.


We are grateful for his majesty's generosity. Forsooth, but we are hung most generously already.

Well I can't see anything!
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #207 on: 07/10/2010 17:07:20 »
We now reside at Our castle in the care of our chamberlain and the fair damsels of the harem.

YEEE HAWWWW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are still weak as a kitten.
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« Reply #208 on: 07/10/2010 19:34:28 »
Ooh! I luff kittens.
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #209 on: 08/10/2010 06:23:37 »



We are still weak as a kitten.


The week's not over yet, it's only Friday.


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« Reply #210 on: 09/10/2010 19:10:41 »
Again I say that that was a weak pun.

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« Reply #211 on: 15/10/2010 03:25:04 »


Then I'll just go quietly into the night...weekly

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« Reply #212 on: 18/10/2010 00:00:34 »

Upon further reflection, JimBob, weekly is not strong enough.

So as not to appear weak, I'll go quietly into the night every other day.


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« Reply #213 on: 18/10/2010 00:03:50 »
We shall have mercy on the poor serf. ----- Hang him.


We are grateful for his majesty's generosity. Forsooth, but we are hung most generously already.


Well I can't see anything!



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« Reply #214 on: 20/10/2010 04:20:26 »
That is because Geezer is really an android programmed to be a surly Scottish lout.
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« Reply #215 on: 20/10/2010 04:30:56 »
Bloody Hell!

So, you are still alive then. I was getting a wee bit concerned that I might have to start picking on someone else, although I'm confident there would never be such an easy target.
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« Reply #216 on: 02/12/2010 18:55:17 »
So young and yet so, ah, innocent? 
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