I need help with a name?

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Offline JosefToodle

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« on: 15/03/2011 04:41:33 »
I am starting a Stop Smoking Business that uses Lazers to help suppress urges. I need help with a name?
I am thinking about something with Bulls eye or smoking in the title, but I am not picky. any help would be great...














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« Reply #1 on: 15/03/2011 05:20:56 »
er, I think we should move this to the chat forum.
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« Reply #2 on: 15/03/2011 05:27:33 »
Perhaps something like

If you don't quit immediately, a bunch of sharks with frikin' "lasers" on their heads will show up and vaporize your arse.

would do the trick?
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« Reply #3 on: 15/03/2011 06:58:27 »
I’ve got a great idea for an advert: crudely overdub the laser scene in Goldfinger …

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Bond: “Do you expect me to talk? ”

Goldfinger : “No Mr Bond, I expect you to … give up smoking”.
« Last Edit: 15/03/2011 07:01:30 by RD »

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« Reply #4 on: 15/03/2011 07:13:11 »
Well, since smoking is just a breastfeeding fantasy, you could call it "Nipple Piercing".

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« Reply #5 on: 15/03/2011 07:48:19 »
What about a 3-in-1 “we-laser-you-good” deal : tattoo removal, correct your myopia, and stop smoking all in one visit ?.

[If only lasers could replace Viagra then you'd be onto a winner, however from the above image lasers cause erectile dysfunction rather than cure it].