EMAIL HOAXES AND CHAIN EMAILS

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Re: EMAIL HOAXES AND CHAIN EMAILS
« Reply #100 on: 03/10/2006 17:28:59 »
Nope, I'll only go and get myself into even more trouble [;)]

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« Reply #101 on: 03/10/2006 17:32:24 »
uh oh, Dan is a virgin too..lol

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« Reply #102 on: 03/10/2006 17:34:25 »
YOU are a sweetie.. Listen I have to go to work as much as I want to stay here and talk with everyone as I miss you all so much.. I have to go.. Daniel be good have fun... and you know youcan't stay out of trouble, don't even try...LOL! We luv ya...Bye Loretta Neil, Carolyn, Daniel!! You guys check out Roberts condom post , very funny I can't wait to see Where Danny boy and Neil take this one!!!!!LOL It has possibilities!

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« Reply #103 on: 03/10/2006 17:34:50 »
Ummmm, sure, I don't mind that, ummmm, oooo flying monkeys


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Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
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« Reply #104 on: 03/10/2006 17:47:47 »
I have to get one of those silly things (condoms that play music, but i guess it won't work unless...nevermind...I think it will sit on a shelf..)  I would like to see how they have it operating, darn, this is causing me problems just thinking about that...aagghh..nevermind..

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« Reply #105 on: 03/10/2006 17:59:44 »
I'm trying to be good but you are making this hard on me

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« Reply #106 on: 03/10/2006 19:40:09 »
What's a condom ?..is it short for Condominium ?...and why would you want one that plays music ?...isn't that what the door bell does ?

.........and Dan...what is it that is getting so hard for you exactly ?...are you mixing some cement and it's drying ?


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« Reply #107 on: 03/10/2006 21:21:02 »
I'm trying to hold back crude naughty comments [:p]

But for you Neil.....yeah, cement [;)]

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« Reply #108 on: 03/10/2006 22:26:07 »
quote:
Originally posted by Mirage

I'm trying to be good but you are making this hard on me

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No, no...uh, that is the point..but will you try it then?  Report back and let us know how this operates?  No pics are needed...[}:)][:D]

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« Reply #109 on: 03/10/2006 22:27:43 »
LOL  I can't even remark each way I define that solid, etc...it was just a bit of bait...darn..hehe  Dan is being a good boy today...???

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« Reply #110 on: 03/10/2006 23:16:53 »
I've been trying my best to be a good boy [:I]

You might be wondering why I am posting at such a time, normally I would be on my home by now, if not I would actually have just got home.
Well my lovely housemate phones me earlier to say that he would pick me up if I wanted a lift.....how nice is that [:)]

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Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
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Would if I could but I can't so I won't

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« Reply #111 on: 04/10/2006 01:42:54 »
YOU HAVE BEEN A GOOD BOY!  DULY NOTED!  lol

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« Reply #112 on: 04/10/2006 03:13:48 »
Wasn't that condom thing funny! I can't imagine sex drive orienated muscial participation or rather composition!! HE HE HE! If you were musically inclined you could make your own tunes Hmmmmmmmm! Sounds interesting!

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« Reply #113 on: 04/10/2006 06:53:12 »
LOL  Very funny Karen!  Dependent upon motion?  LOL

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« Reply #114 on: 04/10/2006 17:27:35 »
quote:
Originally posted by moonfire

YOU HAVE BEEN A GOOD BOY!  DULY NOTED!  lol

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Thank you [:X]

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Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
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Would if I could but I can't so I won't

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« Reply #115 on: 05/10/2006 02:21:49 »
Yes you have , maybe too good! LOL Whats up!!

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« Reply #116 on: 05/10/2006 05:32:50 »
He is scaring me?  LOL  Why is he being so good?  What is he really up to?

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« Reply #117 on: 05/10/2006 05:58:55 »
quote:
Originally posted by moonfire

I have to get one of those silly things (condoms that play music, but i guess it won't work unless...nevermind...I think it will sit on a shelf..)  I would like to see how they have it operating, darn, this is causing me problems just thinking about that...aagghh..nevermind..

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 LOretta some friendly advice from Carolyn to me , now to you!! BUY a TOY try the new condom out!LOL LOL

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« Reply #118 on: 05/10/2006 07:04:34 »
LOL Well, I like to experiment, but not sure if this would be my area of expertise....hehe

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« Reply #119 on: 05/10/2006 07:29:53 »
LOL< Hows Alberto,.. I hope that man finds his true love!!

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« Reply #120 on: 05/10/2006 14:00:21 »
quote:
Originally posted by moonfire

LOL Well, I like to experiment, but not sure if this would be my area of expertise....hehe

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« Reply #121 on: 05/10/2006 15:05:25 »
quote:
Originally posted by Karen W.

LOL< Hows Alberto,.. I hope that man finds his true love!!

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I don't know, I haven't heard from him lately?[:I]

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« Reply #122 on: 05/10/2006 15:06:36 »
quote:
Originally posted by Carolyn

quote:
Originally posted by moonfire

LOL Well, I like to experiment, but not sure if this would be my area of expertise....hehe  In fact, I would probably strike out![:o)]

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta



Practice makes perfect.[:D][;)][:D]

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I guess so, in most areas...(notice word guess)LOL  I have no facts or anything to debate in this area of expertise...drats![B)]

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« Reply #123 on: 05/10/2006 15:58:18 »
quote:
Originally posted by moonfire

He is scaring me?  LOL  Why is he being so good?  What is he really up to?

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I'm not up to anything........honest [;)]

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Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
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Would if I could but I can't so I won't

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« Reply #124 on: 05/10/2006 15:58:35 »
quote:
Originally posted by moonfire

quote:
Originally posted by Karen W.

LOL< Hows Alberto,.. I hope that man finds his true love!!

Karen



I don't know, I haven't heard from him lately?[:I]

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Oh Lortta,[:0] Do you think me singing you two a seranade  scared him away!![V] OH NO!!![:0] I Hope not!![:(] ALberto Come back!!PLEASE!!

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« Reply #125 on: 05/10/2006 17:36:44 »
[;)]

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Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
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Would if I could but I can't so I won't

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« Reply #126 on: 05/10/2006 23:08:25 »
quote:
Originally posted by Mirage

quote:
Originally posted by moonfire

He is scaring me?  LOL  Why is he being so good?  What is he really up to?

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta




I'm not up to anything........honest [;)]

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did you go to confession?  LOL [:D]
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Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most



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« Reply #127 on: 05/10/2006 23:09:25 »
quote:
Originally posted by Karen W.

quote:
Originally posted by moonfire

quote:
Originally posted by Karen W.

LOL< Hows Alberto,.. I hope that man finds his true love!!

Karen



I don't know, I haven't heard from him lately?[:I]

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta



Oh Lortta,[:0] Do you think me singing you two a seranade  scared him away!![V] OH NO!!![:0] I Hope not!![:(] ALberto Come back!!PLEASE!!

Karen



No, couldn't be....he didn't hear me SING!  I lost my baby...da da da..hehe[:o)]

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« Reply #128 on: 05/10/2006 23:10:18 »
quote:
Originally posted by Mirage

[;)]

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im in lub

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« Reply #129 on: 06/10/2006 04:31:29 »
quote:
Originally posted by Carolyn

quote:
Originally posted by moonfire

LOL Well, I like to experiment, but not sure if this would be my area of expertise....hehe

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta



Practice makes perfect.[:D][;)][:D]

Carolyn



Right on Carolyn....LOL

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« Reply #130 on: 06/10/2006 16:15:44 »
quote:
Originally posted by moonfire

quote:
Originally posted by Mirage

[;)]

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im in lub

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I could say something here but I won't [;)]

And no, I haven't been to confession, haven't actually been to one in years. They tried to make me go when I was at school, but I refused. I told my dad about it and he was a little upset of the fact that they tried to force me. He came close to writing a letter to them to voice his opinions [;)]

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Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
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Would if I could but I can't so I won't

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« Reply #131 on: 06/10/2006 16:34:10 »
Good Morning Daniel.. How are you this fine day?

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« Reply #132 on: 06/10/2006 16:47:23 »
I'm good thank you hun. How are you?

It's not exactly a fine day here though. Horrid weather really, keeps raining and it's quite cool out.......I love it

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Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
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Would if I could but I can't so I won't

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« Reply #133 on: 06/10/2006 16:50:29 »
I don't like the cold much, but a nice cozy fire could be real inviting.. The weather is bad here also, not raining yet this morning, but looks ominous!

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« Reply #134 on: 06/10/2006 16:53:47 »
It's look and sounds very windy out, but I'm inside watching everyone outside

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Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
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Would if I could but I can't so I won't

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« Reply #135 on: 06/10/2006 17:25:52 »
Nice I hope you have a great day! Be well.. Lots of hugs.... Jeese I think I'm lonesome...got to go to work.. take care this weekend and have fun , BUT be good!! Bye Daniel! LOL

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« Reply #136 on: 06/10/2006 17:28:45 »
I think I have been very good these past few days [;)]

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Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
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Would if I could but I can't so I won't

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« Reply #137 on: 07/10/2006 02:42:33 »
Yes you have.. what's up with that anyways?

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« Reply #138 on: 07/10/2006 04:13:09 »
we miss u dan....come back to us...lol

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« Reply #139 on: 07/10/2006 04:30:58 »
Here is the latest email I have received...oh, yes, I did respond...hehe




>From: ruth ndri <r_ndri001@yahoo.co.uk>
>To: r_ndri001@yahoo.co.uk
>Subject: From Ruth ,UNHCR Camp
>Date: Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:58:53 +0100 (BST)
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>     Reply Back through my private email below
>   From Ruth Ndri
>   United Nations High Commission
>   For Refugees Camp .
>   Abidjan Cote D' Ivoire
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>             Dear One,
>Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business
relationship
>with you, After reading your profile, I decided to confide in you this
>simple and sincere business.
>               I am Ruth Ndri the only surviving daughter of late Mr
>Gabriel Ndri who was killed by the Government  of Laurent Gbagbo. My
late
>father was accused of having hand in sponsorship of the troup that
tried to
>overthrow his government,He was arrested and beaten to a comma and was
>later thrown into prison where he was secretly murdered . My late
mother
>was also mudered by the then government alongside my only sister
leaving
>me, I survived this because I was in school outside my country Cote
>D'Ivoire.
>   But during my one of my visits to the prison where he was
incacerated
>before his death , he disclosed to me about the deposit of Five
Million
>Five Hundred United States Dollars ($5.5M) he made with one of the
banks
>here in Cote D' Ivoire, he told me where to find all the documents
covering
>all the transactions he made and the documents covering the deposit,he
also
>told me that the deposit was made with my name as the next of kin and
the
>beneficiarry to the fund.
>   I wish to request for your assistance in investing this money in
>lucrative venture under your directives and guidiance in your country.
I
>want you to assist me for the transfer of this sum of Five million,
five
>hundred thousand United State Dollars (USD5.500,000) to your account
in
>your country hence I will give you the contact of the bank where the
money
>is, so that you can contact them immediately and discuss with them
since I
>do not know much about financial issues.
>   I will gladly give you some resonable percentage from the total sum
for
>your assistance while I pray that you do not betray me at last. Please
it
>is important you contact me immediately for more clearification on the
next
>step for smooth conclusion.
>Awaiting your immediate response and God bless you.
>Yours Sincerely,   Miss Ruth Ndri
>   Email: (r_ndri001@yahoo.co.uk
>   Email: (r_ndri002@yahoo.co.uk


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« Reply #140 on: 07/10/2006 05:11:31 »
There are tons of them... more everyday it seems!

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« Reply #141 on: 23/10/2006 15:20:38 »
Heres a new one in my box this morning!



FROM : JODAN RANU
EMAIL:ranudancare001@yahoo.com
ABIDJAN,IVORY COAST


DEAR

PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE OF GOING
INTO BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.

I AM JODAN RANU, THE ONLY CHILD OF LATE MR
JEOSEPH ELIOT, MY FATHER WAS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA
MERCHANT BASED IN ABIDJAN, THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF
IVORY COAST BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS
BUSINESS ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING TO DISCUSS BUSINESS.
 
WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST
SEPTEMBER 1983, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE I
 WAS THE ONLY THING HE HAD LEFT.

BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 24TH OCTOBER
2003 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN. HE
SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE
HAS A SUM OF OF US$9.8(NINE MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES
DOLLARS)LEFT IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT IN A LOCAL BANK
HERE IN ABIDJAN, THAT HE USED MY NAME AS HIS ONLY SON
FOR THE NEXT OF KIN IN DEPOSIT OF THE FUND.

HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF
THIS MONEY THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS
ASSOCIATES,IN ORDER FOR THEM TO TAKE OVER EVERY THING?HE WAS FASTER THAN THEM?AND HAD TO CLOSS THE ACCOUNT AND REOPENED IT IN MY NAME.IN ORDER FOR ME TO BE OUT OF RISK FROM THOSE ASSOCIATES OF HIS?HE INSTUCTED ME THAT INCASE SHOULD ANYTHING HAPPEN TO HIM?  THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER
IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER AND INVEST THIS MONEY?IN THINGS
SUCH AS
(REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT ETC).

SIR, I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE
FOLLOWING WAYS.

1) TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WOULD
BE TRANSFERED TO
2) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND.
3) TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR
COUNTRY TO FURTHER MY EDUCATION AND TO SECURE A
RESIDENTIAL PERMIT FOR ME IN YOUR COUNTRY.

MOREOVER, SIR, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 20% OF
THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT INPUT
AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUND.

FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS
ASSISTING ME.

ANTICIPATING HEARING FROM YOU SOON.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS.

BEST REGARDS.
JODAN.RANU




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« Reply #142 on: 01/11/2006 22:53:26 »
I just got a message from a AmyH, sent me some links, I believe them to be naughty as the websense blocked them. I feel a little special, ok, it was sent to a few other people, but this is a first for me, well, in a personal message on a forum  [;)]

I couldn't see it she was hot or not, the link didn't bring anything up  [;)]
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« Reply #143 on: 01/11/2006 23:15:40 »
I just got a message from a AmyH, sent me some links, I believe them to be naughty as the websense blocked them. I feel a little special, ok, it was sent to a few other people, but this is a first for me, well, in a personal message on a forum  [;)]

I couldn't see it she was hot or not, the link didn't bring anything up  [;)]

This is interesting Dan,

We just banned and deleted a thread by this person !!..put it like this...the picture would have given you ' trowser stew'
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« Reply #144 on: 02/11/2006 02:50:03 »
That sounds Nasty!

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« Reply #145 on: 02/11/2006 16:06:24 »
I just got a message from a AmyH, sent me some links, I believe them to be naughty as the websense blocked them. I feel a little special, ok, it was sent to a few other people, but this is a first for me, well, in a personal message on a forum  [;)]

I couldn't see it she was hot or not, the link didn't bring anything up  [;)]

This is interesting Dan,

We just banned and deleted a thread by this person !!..put it like this...the picture would have given you ' trowser stew'

A soggy defrosted sausage 

Sounds like it could be one of the ladies of the night just around the corner from my work   [;)]
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« Reply #146 on: 02/11/2006 17:09:08 »
 SAD THOUGHTS!!

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« Reply #147 on: 02/11/2006 17:12:58 »
It's alright, it'll never happen, thanks to the little blue pill  [;)]

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« Reply #148 on: 02/11/2006 17:48:11 »
Actually..LOL...I meant to say it would NOT have given you trouser Stew !!...unless you were a girly with a big appetite !!..Okay...me thinks me has said too much !!
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« Reply #149 on: 02/11/2006 17:50:19 »
Trouser stew or spew or neither either maybe both, maybe none, maybe one, or maybe the other.

Oooo bacon bits
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