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Re: I am God
« Reply #20 on: 03/01/2007 21:24:41 »
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 03/01/2007 13:55:59
Quote from: JimBob on 21/12/2006 02:16:36
Doctor Beaver claimed this last spring and went away for a little "vacation" at a "friends" house for a couple of months. He has been much better since.
 

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« Reply #21 on: 04/01/2007 14:23:42 »
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Re: I am God
« Reply #22 on: 04/01/2007 22:36:10 »
OK, OK!

I bow down before the almighty, offering sincere obsequiousness, fawnings, sycophantic utterances in hushed, holy, reverential tones, seeking mercy.

Forgive me oh, Castor, for I know not what I did!
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I am God
« Reply #23 on: 11/01/2007 14:29:02 »
Would that be Castor'Oil?  LOL
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« Reply #24 on: 06/02/2007 18:43:07 »
wtf is going on? lol
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« Reply #25 on: 06/02/2007 22:42:46 »
What's all this about casting !! ?..I thought this thread was about god stuff....not fishing !!
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« Reply #26 on: 06/02/2007 23:39:05 »
God was a fisher of men!!!!
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« Reply #27 on: 07/02/2007 00:26:12 »
Quote from: Karen W. on 06/02/2007 23:39:05
God was a fisher of men!!!!

really....what did he use for bait ?..Marylin Monroe ?  [;D]
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« Reply #28 on: 07/02/2007 01:37:51 »
 YOU are too funny! No I thinks you would use Marilyn..LOL LOL!
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« Reply #29 on: 25/02/2007 02:06:08 »
I have never heard so much crap in all my life you 1.  you misunderstand that this references to language. 2 now is shown as the symbol 3 but you still just have 2, = 1+1. dont care how many times god tells me I have 3/1+1+1, I know I have 2/1+1. weather you say three or two its the same both mean 1+1. this entire theory requires untrue assumptions. God made us free so if we're free how then could he make 2 a 3, to do so would change our ability to question weather we had 2 or 3 and we would lose our freedom to think for ourselves. Also you seem to think that god is all knowing, if she/he made us in her/his image-then if we dont know it all, why assume god does? you are not god! your the bloody devil. Filling the world with lies and rubbish, need some more bin men to clear away the crap you come up with. If you are god then prove it. actually you dont need to you claim tobe god and claim that god knows all, you clearly dont so by your own silly theory your not god, please grow up. you have a soul which connects you to god that dosnt make you god. Sorry I know you were joking but some **** might think that theory is real.lol   
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