Person Using Chi Energy !! it's Impossible ?!?!

Don_1 · « **Reply #60 on:** 21/07/2009 11:11:37 »

Anyone who lets their dog do a do do and not clear it up should have their collar felt.

demografx · « **Reply #61 on:** 21/07/2009 18:20:04 »

Oh, I dunno, sometimes they make a big to-do about nothing...

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #62 on:** 22/07/2009 04:55:26 »

The dogs should just lap it up.

demografx · « **Reply #63 on:** 22/07/2009 06:16:15 »

Chem, if we allow that, we must make it perfectly clear to both sides what their respective responsibilities are, as stated on the sign posted below!

And if that works, we can all sing our favorite tune, "Fleas Release Me".

demografx · « **Reply #64 on:** 22/07/2009 22:54:30 »

Has anyone heard any good tales lately?

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #65 on:** 24/07/2009 05:20:36 »

Yeah, two worms had a race. It was a tie.

demografx · « **Reply #66 on:** 25/07/2009 22:42:09 »

Like this?

demografx · « **Reply #67 on:** 25/07/2009 22:44:40 »

(Whew. I hope I wormed my way out of actually saying something punny!)

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #68 on:** 26/07/2009 07:57:43 »

Wow, you're as slippery as a snake, fangs for the pun!

demografx · « **Reply #69 on:** 28/07/2009 01:16:32 »

You're welcome. That reminds me, I have to check my son's *Cobra Plan.

*In the States, COBRA means short term, temporary medical health insurance.

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #70 on:** 28/07/2009 06:25:00 »

You must have hisssterical when you found out you had enough money to buy a Dodge Viper!

demografx · « **Reply #71 on:** 28/07/2009 18:25:34 »

I detect no venom in your post. My toilet was stuffed this morning, but a plumber came over and snaked it. The plumber had a gruff personality, definitely not a snake charmer. Now the toilet works fine. Well, best that I slither off and get a start on the day!

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #72 on:** 29/07/2009 04:58:24 »

Wow, your puns are off the scales! I don't think I can adder any more, even if I did, I would naturally make an asp of myself.

demografx · « **Reply #73 on:** 07/08/2009 06:38:33 »

Well, now I have to do my kitchen floor over...it's a rep-tile.

Oh, and this might come in handy some time.......

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #74 on:** 07/08/2009 07:29:22 »

Well the hand looks like it's got e-rep-tile dysfunction. Certainly is sharp.

demografx · « **Reply #75 on:** 08/08/2009 01:01:59 »

Quote from: Chemistry4me on 07/08/2009 07:29:22

Well the hand looks like it's got e-rep-tile dysfunction. Certainly is sharp.

I'm not a physician or vet, but nevertheless I would strongly recommend Reptiagra®, Snakialis® or Lizitra® XL (Extra Length). Side effects do include spitting. Should be taken with 1/2 coconut shell of lake water, one hour before emulating the birds and the bees.

Please be aware that untreated e-rep-tile dysfunction can lead to serious change of libido that causes unfaithful sex syndrome, you know, the sneaking around kind.

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #76 on:** 08/08/2009 02:05:27 »

Does that lead to the birth of a baby boa? Or girl?

demografx · « **Reply #77 on:** 08/08/2009 05:44:36 »

Well, I think that it's more a matter of boa meets girl.

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #78 on:** 09/08/2009 00:42:07 »

Maybe we need a Pun-it square to see what really happens when boa meets girl [

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demografx · « **Reply #79 on:** 09/08/2009 02:45:26 »

Pun-it squares are better at predicting outcomes when they're both ovoviviparous. We can't just slither around the rules, ya know...