Person Using Chi Energy !! it's Impossible ?!?!

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« on: 30/05/2009 04:28:42 »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZteEs2Hrek

click on above link ..... and also Chi power is uned to make a person unconscious with out touching ??

How can it be ?
and where can I learn this ?
 

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« Reply #1 on: 30/05/2009 06:21:25 »
Did you notice that they want you to send them money?

Anyway, the person could have just been blowing on it for all we know. Or like many of the comments say, the convection currents caused by the heat of the persons hands.

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« Reply #2 on: 31/05/2009 02:20:23 »
In feng shui they talk about 'chi' all the time and its even flow about the house. One thing that 'kills' chi flow are 'poison arrows'. Poison arrows are caused by protrusions and sharp corners... much like the sharp corners on that bit of decorated card...
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« Reply #3 on: 31/05/2009 07:47:49 »
hahaha, nice observation

Also, why haven't any of these people gone and collected their million dollars? http://www.skepdic.com/randi.html

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« Reply #4 on: 01/06/2009 13:41:09 »
I managed to get an entire room to spin. No Chi involved, just several pints of Guinness.
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #5 on: 16/06/2009 03:38:16 »
I managed to get an entire room to spin. No Chi involved, just several pints of Guinness.

Well done, Done_1
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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« Reply #6 on: 17/06/2009 10:18:30 »
In feng shui they talk about 'chi' all the time and its even flow about the house. One thing that 'kills' chi flow are 'poison arrows'. Poison arrows are caused by protrusions and sharp corners... much like the sharp corners on that bit of decorated card...
ha ha
Qi is a very important thing to several religions, and it would be imprudent to make fun of it. (not that you are, just commenting).
the problem with convection currents is that the card is symmetrical, there is nothing to push on. but then again, it does have those inverted dips.
NB im just commenting, not necessarily saying ppl can move things with Qi

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« Reply #7 on: 17/06/2009 19:45:07 »
If Chi (or Qi) is important to some religions, yet it doesn't exist, what does that tell you about those religions?
Why am I not allowed to make fun of belief sytems that believe the equivalent of "there are fairies at the bottom of my garden but they are invisible so you can't see them"?
If someone turns up on a science website amd says "I think the earth is flat" they will get the piss taken remorselessly.
Why is religion different?
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« Reply #8 on: 18/06/2009 08:01:42 »
because the fact that someone believes something truly, is not something to be ridiculed.
well, i dont think so, and anyway, this is not the forum (if you will excuse the pun) to discuss such maters

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« Reply #9 on: 18/06/2009 08:08:39 »
because the fact that someone believes something truly, is not something to be ridiculed.
well, i dont think so, and anyway, this is not the forum (if you will excuse the pun) to discuss such maters

So if you went into a boxing ring, you wouldn't expect to get punched? Just because someone believes in something does not make that something sacrosanct. If you believe in that stuff and keep it to yourself, well, that's fine - you're allowed life choices, naive as they may be. But if you express it in a public arena, especially on a science forum, expect it to be treated with the derision it deserves.

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« Reply #10 on: 18/06/2009 10:11:02 »
"As for science vs. religion I'm issuing a refraining order. Science should stay 500 yards from religion at all times."

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« Reply #11 on: 18/06/2009 19:21:43 »
"As for science vs. religion I'm issuing a refraining order. Science should stay 500 yards from religion at all times."

Then religion had better be sure to keep at least 500 yards out of my way.

I promise not to visit the "Naked priest" site and preach the merits of observation and independednt thought, as long as they don't come here and preach dogma and closedmindedness.
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« Reply #12 on: 20/06/2009 01:28:43 »
I bet my dogma can beat your dogma.

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« Reply #13 on: 20/06/2009 17:10:53 »
I bet my dogma can beat your dogma.
Quite possibly. Do you have any experimental evidence for the suggestion.
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« Reply #14 on: 23/06/2009 01:30:40 »

I bet my dogma can beat your dogma.


Quite possibly. Do you have any experimental evidence for the suggestion.


Yes. But it takes an extremely cultivated eye to discern the superior dogma.


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« Reply #15 on: 23/06/2009 06:23:58 »
That was a very paw pun.

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« Reply #16 on: 23/06/2009 08:31:41 »
You two are barking mad.

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« Reply #17 on: 23/06/2009 08:38:39 »
Too late, if only I had herd that earlier I might not be.

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« Reply #18 on: 24/06/2009 01:20:59 »
The complexity of the situation gives me paws...

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« Reply #19 on: 24/06/2009 04:51:01 »
You need a Boneaparte?

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« Reply #20 on: 24/06/2009 07:55:38 »
Can ine join in this punificatious banter?
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« Reply #21 on: 25/06/2009 06:26:31 »
Seeing as this thread is about to go to the dogs anyway, sure!

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« Reply #22 on: 25/06/2009 15:08:00 »
Ta very much, I shall add something as soon as I have had a Shih Tzu.

Why am I telling Sue I'm going for **** before I post?
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« Reply #23 on: 26/06/2009 08:11:48 »
Too much puppy fat?

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« Reply #24 on: 26/06/2009 08:48:50 »
Collie! Why did I say that?

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« Reply #25 on: 26/06/2009 09:06:55 »
Kennel of you join in this punfest please!
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« Reply #26 on: 26/06/2009 09:15:32 »
Ah yes, the shear terrier of it is what gives me strength.

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« Reply #27 on: 26/06/2009 09:34:34 »
Or is that too ruff for me to say?

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« Reply #28 on: 26/06/2009 09:54:48 »
Afraid I must leave you to your puns. It's the last day of the Occupational Therapists exhibition & conference today. So I'm off to sunny Brighton to watch scantily clad young ladies parading up & down the promenade with all their interesting and fun bits hanging out get on with some work.
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« Reply #29 on: 26/06/2009 09:59:34 »
Sorry to hear that melon collie news.

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« Reply #30 on: 26/06/2009 15:11:14 »
I guess questions of bark belong at Alternative Medicine thread. For woofs,  please see electronics.

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« Reply #31 on: 27/06/2009 00:35:17 »
For woofs, please see electronics.
Is that subwoofers? I usually listen to Pooch-ini on my I-pawd.

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« Reply #32 on: 29/06/2009 17:01:56 »

That was a very paw pun.


I just got this in spam mail today:

"It's raining cats and dogs -- Come to PawNation, a place where pets rule!"

= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

For woofs, please see electronics.
Is that subwoofers? I usually listen to Pooch-ini on my I-pawd.


Subwoofers? Bow. Wow. (Means maybe) See woof-woof forum. They know far more than I about such tails.

In any case, Chemistry4me, below are the subwoofers you really need. Pooch-ini on i-pawd? I bet hoven even sounds better on these speakers!



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« Reply #33 on: 30/06/2009 06:12:06 »
Wow, I see that you have really lifted up your game

No pun intended. REALLY! No puns in there at all!

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« Reply #34 on: 01/07/2009 04:18:42 »
Thanks, Chem! Now I have to run off to train with my Chi Energy Divine Master. He has a Special 1 For 3 offer, one Lesson for the price of 3! This week only! So exciting...

Oh, Chem, before I go, did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents!!
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« Reply #35 on: 01/07/2009 05:02:31 »
Yeah, the magician must have pulled his hare out.

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« Reply #36 on: 01/07/2009 08:49:20 »
Today I am reading this with my Adobe Acrobat® .
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If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #37 on: 01/07/2009 23:22:07 »

Yeah, the magician must have pulled his hare out.


Yes, hare today, gone tomorrow!





hmmm, maybe they're not so similar after all.................
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« Reply #38 on: 02/07/2009 04:39:15 »
I'm surprised he didn't get fired like the human cannonball

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« Reply #39 on: 03/07/2009 00:15:52 »

Today I am reading this with my Adobe Acrobat® .


Don! You could re-sell it to Chem's magician at the circus and make a fortune!!

Magician-acrobats sell big and are over the top! For safety, they just need to have something soft to ware when they use your Reader.



Don't forget my commission!! [:)]
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« Reply #40 on: 03/07/2009 00:23:05 »

I'm surprised he didn't get fired like the human cannonball


We'll never know what propelled him to act the way he did.

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« Reply #41 on: 03/07/2009 01:28:54 »

Wow, I see that you have really lifted up your game

No pun intended. REALLY! No puns in there at all!


I just know that there must be a pun in there....somewhere! My assistant below just subjected your post to my proprietary Pun-O-Meter® and it came out COP (clean of puns), a one-liner report.

Maybe, just maybe, your wordplay got by me this time. But I've written to DEE (Double Entendre Electronics), and asked for their latest Quip® software...then we'll see what's what.

Meanwhile, Happy 4th to all who subscribe!


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« Reply #42 on: 08/07/2009 01:08:14 »
I tell you, 7 days without a pun makes one weak.

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« Reply #43 on: 11/07/2009 09:18:21 »

I absolutely agree, but you know what's even worse? Writing with a broken pencil. It's pointless!
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« Reply #44 on: 14/07/2009 00:48:14 »

Did you hear about the burglars who broke into Scotland Yard and stole all the toilet seats!

Still not a clue. They have nothing to go on.
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« Reply #45 on: 14/07/2009 01:02:29 »
You really must get me one of those Pun-O-Meter®, sometimes I really struggle.

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« Reply #46 on: 14/07/2009 05:08:06 »

You really must get me one of those Pun-O-Meter®, sometimes I really struggle.


I just shipped you a Pun-O-Meter®, no charge, c/o Postmaster of New Zealand!

Thank you for the idea of a company motto for Pun-O-Meter® !

                         Pun-O-Meter®
           "when it's really a struggle to be funny!"

                   


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« Reply #47 on: 14/07/2009 05:34:10 »
Cool!! That's awesome!

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« Reply #48 on: 15/07/2009 05:28:31 »

Cool!! That's awesome!


Chem, is there a pun thread? Want to start one? In "Just chat"?

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« Reply #49 on: 20/07/2009 03:36:48 »
Everyone of them seems to turn into a pun thread somehow!