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Offline xpowderx (OP)

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A perspective!
« on: 21/07/2006 14:48:45 »
Thought this little girl put this issue in wonderfull perspective...

Lenny


>     SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT!
>One Nation, "Under GOD"
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>One day, a 6 year old girl was
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>   sitting in a classroom. The Teacher was explaining evolution to the
>children. The Teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree
>outside?
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>TOMMY: Yes.
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>TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
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>TOMMY: Yes.
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>TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
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>TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
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>TEACHER: Did you see GOD?
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>TOMMY: No.
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>TEACHER: That’s my point. We can't see GOD because HE isn't there. HE just
>doesn't exist.
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>A little girl spoke up wanting to ask the boy some questions. The Teacher
>agreed the little girl asked the boy:Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
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>TOMMY: Yes.
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>LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
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>TOMMY: Yessssss!
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>< BR>LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
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>TOMMY: Yessssss!
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>LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the Teacher?
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>TOMMY: Yes
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>LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
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>TOMMY: No
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>LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today, she doesn't
>have one!
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Re: A perspective!
« Reply #1 on: 24/07/2006 05:25:36 »
thats so simple-minded it makes my nauseous.
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Re: A perspective!
« Reply #2 on: 24/07/2006 16:11:57 »
Thats just wonderful.

-Timmy-

"Science Rules"

            Bill Nye The    
             Science Guy
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sharkeyandgeorge

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Re: A perspective!
« Reply #3 on: 24/07/2006 20:12:04 »
i heard a cracker today and it made me go and kiss my nephew for being so cute . When my sister took luke(8) and joe(3) to the garden center at the weekend she walked about telling the boys what the plants were and if she liked them or not and when they came to the grasses she turned to luke and said
"I really like bamboo I think ill get some for the garden"
at this luke turned to his mum and said
"but mum wont that attract pandas?"
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