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If ya take a poop before ya weigh yourself will you actually lose a signifcant..
« on: 19/10/2007 16:37:41 »
weight loss? I've been told this only works for men. Is that true?
« Last Edit: 19/10/2007 16:42:00 by Simulated »
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If ya take a poop before ya weigh yourself will you actually lose a signifcant..
« Reply #1 on: 19/10/2007 16:41:49 »
I lost ten pounds one time!
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If ya take a poop before ya weigh yourself will you actually lose a signifcant..
« Reply #2 on: 19/10/2007 17:26:58 »
Well, yeah. If you trasfer a load of stuff that was inside you into the toilet pan, that stuff isn't going to be weighing you down on the scales...
Works for everyone. It's a question of conservation of mass.
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If ya take a poop before ya weigh yourself will you actually lose a signifcant..
« Reply #3 on: 19/10/2007 19:04:24 »
"WEll YEAH." HEE HEE HEE! I echo Rosy's reply! LOL! I never weigh before I have excreted in the morning because it usually makes a big difference in the readings! You can weigh before and after however to get a weight on your excrement! LOL LOL! If you do that 2 or three times a day you will see how that adds up. You will loose much of the water content throughout the day in Urine out put, but you need to be constantly replacing that liquid. 
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If ya take a poop before ya weigh yourself will you actually lose a signifcant..
« Reply #4 on: 19/10/2007 21:17:21 »
OK thank you all. I was just wondering
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If ya take a poop before ya weigh yourself will you actually lose a signifcant..
« Reply #5 on: 19/10/2007 23:01:06 »
As a firm believer in empricial study I just weighed myself....

......now...as I type this on my wireless laptop I am sitting on the loo.....nggggghhhhhhhh......nnnnghhhhhh.........nnnnnnnghhhhhhhh......!!!

...nnnnghhh   Oh gawwwwd !!...nnghhhh..oh !!..that curry...arrrgh !!!!!

.......nnnnnnnghhhhhhhh nghhhhhhhh...............plip plop !!............

phew !!!...



Ok.......as ewe know I never wipe and I don't wash, nor do I flush ... so it's back on the scales...oh my !!!......that's 18lbs of feces luff right there !!!
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If ya take a poop before ya weigh yourself will you actually lose a signifcant..
« Reply #6 on: 19/10/2007 23:02:35 »
um wow neil lol thank ya lol
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If ya take a poop before ya weigh yourself will you actually lose a signifcant..
« Reply #7 on: 19/10/2007 23:05:36 »
Quote from: Simulated on 19/10/2007 23:02:35
um wow neil lol thank ya lol


your welcome sonny chum.....if ewe were here I'd shake your hand....though you'd probably wouldn't wanna shake mine !!!
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If ya take a poop before ya weigh yourself will you actually lose a signifcant..
« Reply #8 on: 19/10/2007 23:11:37 »
Quote from: neilep on 19/10/2007 23:01:06
As a firm believer in empricial study I just weighed myself....

......now...as I type this on my wireless laptop I am sitting on the loo.....nggggghhhhhhhh......nnnnghhhhhh.........nnnnnnnghhhhhhhh......!!!

...nnnnghhh   Oh gawwwwd !!...nnghhhh..oh !!..that curry...arrrgh !!!!!

.......nnnnnnnghhhhhhhh nghhhhhhhh...............plip plop !!............

phew !!!...



Ok.......as ewe know I never wipe and I don't wash, nor do I flush ... so it's back on the scales...oh my !!!......that's 18lbs of feces luff right there !!!

HEE HEE HEE HEE..GREETINGS FROM THE LOO!!!! OH KNOWWWWW WHAT WILL We doooooo!!! lol yOU CRACK ME UP! lol!
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« Reply #9 on: 19/10/2007 23:15:47 »
Haha. Yeah If I ever got to uk i'll be sure to stop by
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« Reply #10 on: 19/10/2007 23:25:03 »
Quote from: Simulated on 19/10/2007 23:15:47
Haha. Yeah If I ever got to uk i'll be sure to stop by

LOL...just follow your nose !!
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If ya take a poop before ya weigh yourself will you actually lose a signifcant..
« Reply #11 on: 19/10/2007 23:25:40 »
haha will do..
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If ya take a poop before ya weigh yourself will you actually lose a signifcant..
« Reply #12 on: 20/10/2007 02:19:04 »
Quote from: neilep on 19/10/2007 23:25:03
Quote from: Simulated on 19/10/2007 23:15:47
Haha. Yeah If I ever got to uk i'll be sure to stop by

LOL...just follow your nose !!


LOL LOL! OLD Dirty Wool from an Old Dirty Sheepy! Don't figure! LOL LOL
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If ya take a poop before ya weigh yourself will you actually lose a signifcant..
« Reply #13 on: 20/10/2007 02:30:19 »
Haha. Yeah.
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