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Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« on: 09/02/2008 17:59:38 »
Stop drooling, it makes me want to drool as well.
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #1 on: 09/02/2008 21:07:28 »
I'm drooling because I've got a stonking hot chilli bubbling away on the cooker
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #2 on: 13/02/2008 23:37:18 »
?

I guess that makes sense but I am too mentally deficient to understand.
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #3 on: 14/02/2008 15:22:14 »
To understand what?
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #4 on: 15/02/2008 00:22:27 »
I think we were talking about turnips - or was it parsnips?
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #5 on: 15/02/2008 08:06:04 »
Some kind of nips, anyway
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #6 on: 15/02/2008 17:10:53 »
What happened to the power to my chair? I can't get out of here. I need to go potty.
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #7 on: 15/02/2008 17:43:37 »
And I are a geologer.
 
Apparently not a grammar teacher though.
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #8 on: 15/02/2008 18:32:39 »
And I are a geologer.
 
Apparently not a grammar teacher though.

OI! Who asked you to butt in!?  [:(!]
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #9 on: 15/02/2008 19:10:36 »
Yeh, what the hell are you doing in the closed area of the nursing home, BUD! Someone call security.



Dang kids! Can't mind their manners - why in my day I was taught to respect my elders, even if they were sometimes trying and we are CERTAINLY not that. You dirty little &$((*___*^^%$$&^^^ brat?
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #10 on: 15/02/2008 22:08:00 »
You tell him, Jimmy. Don't take any of that young whippersnapper's nonsense!  [:(!]
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #11 on: 16/02/2008 00:53:29 »
I'll disagree with you but I've always got your back, Eth.
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #12 on: 16/02/2008 08:18:06 »
I'll disagree with you but I've always got your back, Eth.


ooh matron!
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #13 on: 16/02/2008 17:43:41 »
What? are you complaining about me now? FOR WHAT? 
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #14 on: 16/02/2008 21:14:37 »
I can't remember
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #15 on: 18/02/2008 22:49:29 »
Were you talking to me?
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #16 on: 18/02/2008 22:51:14 »
Who are you?
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #17 on: 19/02/2008 04:23:41 »
Did you know your fly is unzipped?
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #18 on: 19/02/2008 09:01:17 »
No it isn't. I forgot to put on my trousers  [:I]
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #19 on: 20/02/2008 14:15:37 »
Oh, so that isn't one of the finger sausages we had for breakfast between your legs, is it?
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #20 on: 20/02/2008 15:15:01 »
I thought you ate your breakfast on the balcony
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #21 on: 20/02/2008 16:02:06 »
Your dementia is confusing you again, poor dear, it is your naughty bits I was talking about.
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #22 on: 20/02/2008 19:32:15 »
My fundamental attributes are not a suitable discussion topic for this site.
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #23 on: 20/02/2008 23:04:27 »
Site? this is a nursing home isn't it?
Have matron put your pants on.

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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #24 on: 21/02/2008 09:02:59 »

Have matron put your pants on.


The don't fit her.
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #25 on: 22/02/2008 01:51:29 »
I think you meant "They"

But, please, cover that shriveled worm that your pants would have covered with something!

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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #26 on: 22/02/2008 08:59:51 »
You must have your reading glasses round the wrong way again
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #27 on: 22/02/2008 19:50:33 »
I only got one glass of juice with breakfast. And a cup of coffee.
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« Reply #28 on: 22/02/2008 20:24:06 »
That's because they don't want you wetting yourself again
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #29 on: 22/02/2008 20:28:35 »
They should be worried I would wet you.
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« Reply #30 on: 22/02/2008 20:30:14 »
I'd dam it
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #31 on: 22/02/2008 23:28:08 »
Is that why they didn't give you any liquids?
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« Reply #32 on: 22/02/2008 23:53:40 »
Yes. They were scared to in case I created a pond.
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #33 on: 23/02/2008 02:13:03 »
I should be lucky. The diapers are catching everything. (nappies to you, limey)

Did the teenager looker who volunteers here visit you yesterday?
 
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« Reply #34 on: 23/02/2008 08:55:15 »
Have they caught any salmon? I like salmon. I had that for dinner last week. I think it was last week. Oh no, I remember - it was 1978.
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #35 on: 23/02/2008 16:46:23 »
Is that why it smells so bad in here?
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« Reply #36 on: 23/02/2008 20:39:22 »
No. Your colostomy bag has split again.
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« Reply #37 on: 23/02/2008 21:17:34 »
I thought that was the dung heap from your lodge.
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« Reply #38 on: 23/02/2008 21:34:59 »
Well, that just goes to show how wrong you humans can be  [::)]
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« Reply #39 on: 23/02/2008 21:35:44 »
Do you realise that anyone who doesn't know us will think we hate each other!  [:D]
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #40 on: 23/02/2008 22:07:12 »
Don't we? It is more like pity from me.
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« Reply #41 on: 23/02/2008 22:15:45 »
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #42 on: 23/02/2008 22:20:36 »
Jimbob you bully!
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #43 on: 23/02/2008 22:24:37 »
Who me?



I can't tell. (They say I have dementia.)

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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #44 on: 23/02/2008 22:26:51 »
Which demention are you in now then
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« Reply #45 on: 23/02/2008 22:32:22 »
Don't we? It is more like pity from me.

That's it. When I move to Spain I'm going to buy the house next door just so you can't move in there!
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #46 on: 23/02/2008 23:06:24 »
Well, then come to Texas and we will have our own humor website. Jokes from all over the world and our own discussions of the nature of the above. It would be a real blast! How about book deals? Comic books for adults, screen plays - anything funny and amusing.
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Re: Jim and Eth - have a laugh
« Reply #47 on: 24/02/2008 01:16:47 »
Alright Boys.. Me thinks this thread has deteriorated.....

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« Reply #48 on: 24/02/2008 01:33:59 »
It deteriorated a LONG time ago - where have you been?
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« Reply #49 on: 24/02/2008 02:23:07 »
It deteriorated a LONG time ago - where have you been?


Been sick... and hiding out in my bed!

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