[Make it Lady (OP)]

Hi John boy are you related to JimBob who posts here and is your name Walton?

[JimBob]

He probably has better sense than to claim relationship to me. We of the Illuminati have no peers.

So welcome, John boy! I am one-of-a-kind

[Make it Lady (OP)]

One of a kind of what?

[JimBob]

A freakin' Welsh wizard, that's what! -  and if ya da na mind your P's and Q's, you'll be in a cage in County Galway outside of Clifton, near Doctor Beaver.

[DoctorBeaver]

No cage can hold these teeth!

[JimBob]

You are to be exiled to an island off the coast - a rough ice cold sea preventing your escape. As a human, MIL will be put in a cage and exposed to the elements.

[DoctorBeaver]

Beavers are semi-aquatic and are comfortable in cold climates. Cold water doesn't bother me and I'm a very good swimmer.

[Make it Lady (OP)]

You are to be exiled to an island off the coast - a rough ice cold sea preventing your escape. As a human, MIL will be put in a cage and exposed to the elements.

I am a chemist and enjoy being exposed to elements, so that I can study them. I really like magnesium.

[JimBob]

Then the spray washing over you body in winter from the North Atlantic slamming into the Galway coast west of Clifden is an attraction for you?

[Make it Lady (OP)]

You silver tongued seducer you.

[JimBob]

My talented tongue works in many ways, m'dear.

[DoctorBeaver]

You are to be exiled to an island off the coast - a rough ice cold sea preventing your escape. As a human, MIL will be put in a cage and exposed to the elements.

I am a chemist and enjoy being exposed to elements...

I saw the photos on the web  []

[JimBob]

Oy vey! Me and Sylvester Stallone. Busted!

[DoctorBeaver]

The Italian Stallion and the Texan Geologist. Doesn't really have a ring to it, does it.