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Think of the lowest form of pastry - a bun, I mean pun.
George Bush thinks Big Bird is his aunt and does not know how to use a CD player because he hasn't had the 20 week training course on CD use for the "mentally challenged."
Quote from: JimBob on 05/05/2008 17:32:08George Bush thinks Big Bird is his aunt and does not know how to use a CD player because he hasn't had the 20 week training course on CD use for the "mentally challenged."Jim, on the other hand, passed with flying colours.
Yes, I am sorry I had to leave you behind in the remedial class. Better luck next time Doc.
Quote from: JimBob on 02/05/2008 19:11:32Think of the lowest form of pastry - a bun, I mean pun.Oh I see. It's one of those jokes you get, but it isn't funny.
It is very British humour, we are a little less obvious. I'm not including Benny Hill in this. I thought George Bush was looking for his 'Big Bird sings the alphabet' CDs. His assistant said she had put them in a rack but he misheard her.
When the Beaver (I am lovingly referring to both of course to the TV classic "Leave It To Beaver and its star as well as Doctor Beaver) stops posting to a subject where he and I have traded insults it means he is sulking. He has no direct retort. He has lost the battle.Just a bit of info for you who do not know him well.
I am having a gneiss time with work myself. I can just accomplish more as it seems I don't need to sleep.So where is the retort, rodent?
Quote from: JimBob on 07/05/2008 10:14:26I am having a gneiss time with work myself. I can just accomplish more as it seems I don't need to sleep.So where is the retort, rodent?It's around here somewhere, I think the maid moved it.
Quote from: Nobody's Confidant on 07/05/2008 13:32:38Quote from: JimBob on 07/05/2008 10:14:26I am having a gneiss time with work myself. I can just accomplish more as it seems I don't need to sleep.So where is the retort, rodent?It's around here somewhere, I think the maid moved it.I was questioning the Beaver, not you Ben, but then this mad woman steps in trying to get attention for herself by getting "moonish" on us. It is just one of of being a sane, levelheaded male and suffering each month when the female curse arrives. Every 28 days or so the female of the species want attention, they want to be cuddled then turn on you in "ein Augenblink" (eye blink) they cry, they get angry, you can't do anything right, it is all the male's fault for being in the room - it is a no win situation, Ben. Get used to it, it will be around for the rest of your life unless you enter a Trappist Monastery.