[JimBob (OP)]

"We are not pleased!"

[DoctorBeaver]

Has that man been genetically modified with Lhasa Apso DNA?

[RD]

Given her Majesty's family history of inbreeding then I'm sure she has seen far worse fizzogs

[DoctorBeaver]

Given her Majesty's family history of inbreeding then I'm sure she has seen far worse fizzogs

Fergie?

[JimBob (OP)]

P. Ann ?

[RD]

Given her Majesty's family history of inbreeding then I'm sure she has seen far worse fizzogs

Fergie?

Fergie is lookin' good these days ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fergie_%28singer%29
her "Weight-Watchers" programme is apparently miraculous  [] ...

"Fat-Fighters" is the militant wing of "Weight-Watchers" in the UK ...

[JimBob (OP)]

I suspect you got the wrong "Fergie"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Ferguson

Yet, the real former Duchess of York isn't a shabby bird, either.

[RD]

Yet, the real former Duchess of York isn't a shabby bird, either.

There's no accounting for taste  [].

Sarah commented in 2003, "I love the fact that [Americans] embrace me".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Ferguson

So you have a geographical advantage JimBob.

[paul.fr]

All vote Boris, he is such a card, HIGNFY is always at it's best when he is on.

[DoctorBeaver]

All vote Boris, he is such a card,

Yeah - the Joker. Boris for Pope!

[JimBob (OP)]

Actually, perhaps he should stand for the EU presidency

[RD]

The election of Boris as Mayor reminded me of Saturnalia, when the jester is made king for a day.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturnalia

Unfortunately Boris's reign will be much longer.

[Make it Lady]

They only have Boris on HIGNFY because they need a blond bimbo and he is all they can afford.

[RD]

They only have Boris on HIGNFY because they need a blond bimbo and he is all they can afford.

What about Kirsty Young ?. No, I take it back she's no bimbo, nor is she really blonde  [:0].

BTW Channel 5 TV have cloned Kirsty ...http://tvnewsroom.co.uk/blog/isla-joins-five/

[Bored chemist]

"The election of Boris as Mayor reminded me of Saturnalia, when the jester is made king for a day."
 Yes, but sometinmes the jester's sugestions were worth taking seriously.

[DoctorBeaver]

Boris has already started an investigation into London's finances under Livingstone. Oh dear... things are amiss. It seems corruption and slush may have been the order of the day. The police are investigating 5 cases of misuse of funds.

[JimBob (OP)]

GOOD FOR HIM!

Accountability in any sector of the society is almost totally lacking.

[Bored chemist]

Lets' face it, Boris isn't looking into the finances because he cares that public money may have been misspent. He's just trying to discredit Livingstone.
In due course Boris will be replaced and the new guy will look through the accounts for irregularities. It's not as if either political party has the monopoly on greed.

[Make it Lady]

Bring back a proper Monarchy then no one will investigate anything otherwise "Orf with their heads!"

[paul.fr]

Lets' face it, Boris isn't looking into the finances because he cares that public money may have been misspent. He's just trying to discredit Livingstone.
In due course Boris will be replaced and the new guy will look through the accounts for irregularities. It's not as if either political party has the monopoly on greed.

Ofcourse, but the one good thing that Boris has done is the banning of alcohol on public transport. This has been needed for a long time, and not just in London.