The Naked Scientists
Toggle navigation
Login
Register
Podcasts
The Naked Scientists
eLife
Naked Genetics
Naked Astronomy
In short
Naked Neuroscience
Ask! The Naked Scientists
Question of the Week
Archive
Video
SUBSCRIBE to our Podcasts
Articles
Science News
Features
Interviews
Answers to Science Questions
Get Naked
Donate
Do an Experiment
Science Forum
Ask a Question
About
Meet the team
Our Sponsors
Site Map
Contact us
User menu
Login
Register
Search
Home
Help
Search
Tags
Recent Topics
Login
Register
Naked Science Forum
Life Sciences
Plant Sciences, Zoology & Evolution
Gross misnomers
« previous
next »
Print
Pages: [
1
]
Go Down
Gross misnomers
19 Replies
16451 Views
0 Tags
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
This topic contains a post which is marked as Best Answer.
Press here if you would like to see it.
blakestyger
Guest
Gross misnomers
«
on:
25/06/2008 19:41:19 »
In the Sedgewick (geology) museum in Cambridge is an articulated, full skeleton labeled Giant Irish Elk. A palaeontologist said to me "In pleistocene terms it is not giant, it is certainly not Irish (found locally) neither is it an elk".
There is a small bird in local reedbeds called a Bearded tit; it is not bearded (it has a marking like a moustache) and it is not a tit, it's a reedling.
Any others?
«
Last Edit: 26/06/2008 17:26:27 by blakestyger
»
Logged
DoctorBeaver
Naked Science Forum GOD!
12653
Activity:
0%
Thanked: 4 times
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
Re: Gross misnomers
«
Reply #1 on:
26/06/2008 08:40:01 »
Great Yarmouth! [
]
Logged
LeeE
Naked Science Forum King!
3382
Activity:
0%
Thanked: 3 times
Re: Gross misnomers
«
Reply #2 on:
26/06/2008 13:48:56 »
There's the Slow Worm, which isn't a worm, and the Koala Bear, which isn't a bear...
Logged
...And its claws are as big as cups, and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! And Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you! And instead of a mouth it's got four arses!
DoctorBeaver
Naked Science Forum GOD!
12653
Activity:
0%
Thanked: 4 times
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
Re: Gross misnomers
«
Reply #3 on:
26/06/2008 15:47:24 »
The Honey Badger isn't a badger - it's a type of weasel.
«
Last Edit: 26/06/2008 15:50:33 by DoctorBeaver
»
Logged
LeeE
Naked Science Forum King!
3382
Activity:
0%
Thanked: 3 times
Gross misnomers
«
Reply #4 on:
26/06/2008 23:52:13 »
Yeah, and it's closer to being a weasel than Yarmouth is to being great.
Apologies to anyone from Gt. Yarmouth - only saying that for the laugh. As it happens, one of the most entertaining W/Es I've ever had started at Scratby, so obviously, we ended up in Yarmouth [
]
Logged
...And its claws are as big as cups, and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! And Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you! And instead of a mouth it's got four arses!
DoctorBeaver
Naked Science Forum GOD!
12653
Activity:
0%
Thanked: 4 times
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
Gross misnomers
«
Reply #5 on:
27/06/2008 07:52:45 »
Scratby is just 1 big caravan park.
Did you detour through Caister on your way to Yarmouth?
Logged
LeeE
Naked Science Forum King!
3382
Activity:
0%
Thanked: 3 times
Gross misnomers
«
Reply #6 on:
27/06/2008 14:42:43 »
Heh - I don't remember exactly which route we took - it was a combination of walking & bus. The W/E was an end of season drink-up for our local pool league (pool table, rather than swimming pool) so we weren't very sober most of the time. We were sharing the site with some sort of cowboy festival too, which lead to some rather surreal encounters on the way back from the bar.
Logged
...And its claws are as big as cups, and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! And Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you! And instead of a mouth it's got four arses!
DoctorBeaver
Naked Science Forum GOD!
12653
Activity:
0%
Thanked: 4 times
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
Gross misnomers
«
Reply #7 on:
27/06/2008 20:47:54 »
Did the cowboys "spur" you on?
Logged
Marked as best answer by
on
Yesterday
at 13:27:09
Bored chemist
Naked Science Forum GOD!
31101
Activity:
11%
Thanked: 1291 times
Undo Best Answer
Gross misnomers
«
Reply #8 on:
28/06/2008 17:51:56 »
The lord privy seal isn't a lord, privy or seal. I'm a civil servant so perhaps I should object to the assertion that we aren't civil and don't serve.
Logged
Please disregard all previous signatures.
DoctorBeaver
Naked Science Forum GOD!
12653
Activity:
0%
Thanked: 4 times
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
Gross misnomers
«
Reply #9 on:
28/06/2008 20:33:28 »
The Naked Scientists aren't [
]
Logged
LeeE
Naked Science Forum King!
3382
Activity:
0%
Thanked: 3 times
Gross misnomers
«
Reply #10 on:
29/06/2008 13:38:09 »
Are you suggesting that they're not scientists after all?
Logged
...And its claws are as big as cups, and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! And Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you! And instead of a mouth it's got four arses!
DoctorBeaver
Naked Science Forum GOD!
12653
Activity:
0%
Thanked: 4 times
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
Gross misnomers
«
Reply #11 on:
29/06/2008 22:27:33 »
Who, me?
Logged
Bored chemist
Naked Science Forum GOD!
31101
Activity:
11%
Thanked: 1291 times
Gross misnomers
«
Reply #12 on:
30/06/2008 19:52:14 »
Maybe they were sugesting that "the Naked Scientists" aren't a gross misnomer.
Logged
Please disregard all previous signatures.
Alan McDougall
Naked Science Forum King!
1285
Activity:
0%
Thanked: 16 times
Gross misnomers
«
Reply #13 on:
01/07/2008 08:45:53 »
Panda Bear
That is not a bear but a large Weasel
«
Last Edit: 01/07/2008 08:50:25 by Alan McDougall
»
Logged
The Truth remains the Truth regardless of our beliefs or opinions the Truth is always the Truth even if we know it or do not know it (The Truth remains the Truth)
Bored chemist
Naked Science Forum GOD!
31101
Activity:
11%
Thanked: 1291 times
Gross misnomers
«
Reply #14 on:
01/07/2008 19:29:56 »
"Wimbledon final" They do it every year so it's not really final. Same for most sports "finals".
Logged
Please disregard all previous signatures.
Alan McDougall
Naked Science Forum King!
1285
Activity:
0%
Thanked: 16 times
Gross misnomers
«
Reply #15 on:
02/07/2008 02:26:32 »
Kaola bear
That is not a bear but a Marsupial
Logged
The Truth remains the Truth regardless of our beliefs or opinions the Truth is always the Truth even if we know it or do not know it (The Truth remains the Truth)
DoctorBeaver
Naked Science Forum GOD!
12653
Activity:
0%
Thanked: 4 times
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
Gross misnomers
«
Reply #16 on:
02/07/2008 21:28:30 »
Cock robin [:I]
«
Last Edit: 02/07/2008 21:33:52 by DoctorBeaver
»
Logged
Make it Lady
Naked Science Forum King!
4050
Activity:
0%
Hands-on fun for everyone!
Gross misnomers
«
Reply #17 on:
02/07/2008 21:49:22 »
French Letter
Logged
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.
rosalind dna
Naked Science Forum King!
2019
Activity:
0%
Gross misnomers
«
Reply #18 on:
02/07/2008 22:01:40 »
A VW Beetle is not a real beetle/insect but a car.
Logged
Rosalind Franklin was my first cousin and one my life's main regrets is that I never met this brilliant and beautiful lady.
She discovered the Single DNA Helix in 1953, then it was taken by Wilkins without her knowledge or agreeement.
LeeE
Naked Science Forum King!
3382
Activity:
0%
Thanked: 3 times
Gross misnomers
«
Reply #19 on:
03/07/2008 01:22:27 »
Crazy paving is neither mentally unstable nor really annoyed.
Logged
...And its claws are as big as cups, and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! And Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you! And instead of a mouth it's got four arses!
Print
Pages: [
1
]
Go Up
« previous
next »
Tags:
There was an error while thanking
Thanking...