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« on: 26/06/2008 22:32:05 »
I'm watching a program about dark matter. Some sciencey-type bloke was talking about the formation of planets. He said "...then you get bigger lumps".

"Bigger lumps" made me laugh. I thought of large elephants - BIGGERLUMPS!  [:D]
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« Reply #1 on: 27/06/2008 00:30:32 »
Ah - yes - Heftylumps [;D]
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« Reply #2 on: 27/06/2008 07:46:00 »
Quote from: LeeE on 27/06/2008 00:30:32
Ah - yes - Heftylumps [;D]

Indeed; but biggerlumps are heftier  [:D]

Methinks this thread has the potential to get very silly
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« Reply #3 on: 27/06/2008 15:00:59 »
Heh - just goes to show - I always thought that 'heftylumps' was the proper name for heftier biggerlumps.
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...And its claws are as big as cups, and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! And Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you! And instead of a mouth it's got four arses!
 

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« Reply #4 on: 27/06/2008 20:33:27 »
No no no... biggerlumps are bigger heftylumps. I was told by the famous elephant witchdoctor Mumbo Jumbo.
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« Reply #5 on: 28/06/2008 22:14:09 »
You knew an elephant who was a witchdoctor?  Does he only accept trunk calls whenever someone phones him to make an appointment?
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...And its claws are as big as cups, and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! And Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you! And instead of a mouth it's got four arses!
 

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« Reply #6 on: 28/06/2008 22:39:49 »
With ears that big, who needs a phone?
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« Reply #7 on: 28/06/2008 23:50:35 »
This is really VERY strange thinking. I normally think of naked womem in my free time.
 
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« Reply #8 on: 29/06/2008 08:09:52 »
Quote from: JimBob on 28/06/2008 23:50:35
This is really VERY strange thinking. I normally think of naked womem in my free time.
 

Why not combine the 2? Email on the way, Jimmy.
« Last Edit: 29/06/2008 08:11:55 by DoctorBeaver »
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« Reply #9 on: 29/06/2008 08:47:01 »
I always thought bigger lumps and heftier lumps referred to naked women!!!  [;D]
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« Reply #10 on: 29/06/2008 09:18:47 »
Quote from: Karen W. on 29/06/2008 08:47:01
I always thought bigger lumps and heftier lumps referred to naked women!!!  [;D]



Paul & Jimmy know why I'm sniggering
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« Reply #11 on: 29/06/2008 15:27:11 »
Why have elephants got big ears?
Because Noddy didn't pay the ransom!

Any chance of me seeing the biggerlumps?
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« Reply #12 on: 29/06/2008 21:55:43 »
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 29/06/2008 09:18:47
Quote from: Karen W. on 29/06/2008 08:47:01
I always thought bigger lumps and heftier lumps referred to naked women!!!  [;D]



Paul & Jimmy know why I'm sniggering

What! I am supposed to know what's going on, fat chance of that...unless you are talking about that photo you sent me? you know, the one with those kittens run over by an articulated lorry.
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« Reply #13 on: 29/06/2008 21:58:57 »
If we are talking heftylump, shouldn't that be puppies getting run over?
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« Reply #14 on: 29/06/2008 22:01:49 »
Quote from: Make it  Lady on 29/06/2008 21:58:57
If we are talking heftylump, shouldn't that be puppies getting run over?

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« Reply #15 on: 29/06/2008 23:08:48 »
What? I meant boobies not actual puppies.
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« Reply #16 on: 29/06/2008 23:14:27 »
I know. I doubt there's a vehicle big enough to run over the puppies in the aforementioned photo.
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« Reply #17 on: 29/06/2008 23:21:28 »
In a perverse way, I'd quite like to see them, it, well you know what I mean.
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« Reply #18 on: 29/06/2008 23:35:55 »
Quote from: Make it  Lady on 29/06/2008 23:21:28
In a perverse way, I'd quite like to see them,

You wouldn't. Trust me on this.
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« Reply #19 on: 30/06/2008 01:52:23 »
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 29/06/2008 23:35:55
Quote from: Make it  Lady on 29/06/2008 23:21:28
In a perverse way, I'd quite like to see them,

You wouldn't. Trust me on this.
I was going to ask for a copy.[;D]
« Last Edit: 30/06/2008 01:54:06 by ukmicky »
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