[Make it Lady]

Alive or dead?

[DoctorBeaver (OP)]

Alive or dead?

If they were dead they wouldn't want anything to eat!

[Make it Lady]

The stuffed doremice you berk!

[DoctorBeaver (OP)]

The stuffed doremice you berk!

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[time-cop]

We could be looking at a case for the RSPCA here, it seems there is some animosity as to the condition of the afore mentioned doormice, at the time of their stuffing !
In law, if the doormice were stuffed whilst still alive, even sedated, there is a cruelty case, as well as a criminal one, if they were deceased however, they cant spill the beans,can they ?  []

[paul.fr]

"I feel sorry for Americans"

But not this American
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uEP7uti0PDw&feature=related

[Carolyn]

"I feel sorry for Americans"

But not this American
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uEP7uti0PDw&feature=related

Oh my gawwddd!  She makes us all proud!  Poor girl is as dumb as a box of rocks!

[time-cop]

I hope she can cook, []

[DoctorBeaver (OP)]

I like the very last clip in this lot...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=04f2UJOPJfQ&feature=related

It says it all  []

[DoctorBeaver (OP)]

Oh my Gawd! Have you seen this 1? The 2nd link is an animated interpretation of her answer.

Miss Teen South Carolina

Animated interpretation

[paul.fr]

searching youtube with the keywords "stupid americans" would take a whole day! Seeing as you mentioned miss teen south carolina...how about this one:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=F226lI-lo5M&feature=related