[DoctorBeaver (OP)]

That photo on the right was when he tested the Ariel Atom. He nearly sh*t himself  []

[DoctorBeaver (OP)]

Clarkson has just told some news readers that his dream is to have lesbians burst into the studio and chain themselves to the desk.

Even if they look like these 2?

[Make it Lady]

Clarkson also told a Japanese girl that Bill Oddie is good at sniffing out Beavers. Let that me a warning Doc. Man traps at the ready. I hate Bill Oddie.

[RD]

I hate Bill Oddie.

Bill may be a panurus biarmicus, but "hate" is a bit strong.  You won't get Kate Humble's job with that attitude.

[Make it Lady]

I'd rather stick pins in my eyes and snog Clarkson!

[DoctorBeaver (OP)]

Bill may be a panurus biarmicus...

[DoctorBeaver (OP)]

Clarkson also told a Japanese girl that Bill Oddie is good at sniffing out Beavers.

I'm ready for him