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Make it Lady · « **on:** 26/08/2008 21:28:29 »

I'm back from Newquay rather wetter than I went. Did some body boarding in my full wet suit, went to Jamie Olivers restruant on the beach, got so wet on a cycle ride that I got trench bottom and ate lots and lots of cream teas. We had a granny's tea in one Tea Shop. We had tea, scones and cakes and sandwiches. Freddy said that if a granny ate all this her intestines would explode!!!!
Watched lots of the olympics in our pad overlooking the sea and also watched Jaws to scare the pants off the kids.

neilep · « **Reply #1 on:** 26/08/2008 21:43:14 »

I hope the pants have found a nice secluded sanctuary to resolve their fear of Jaws !

Gosh !...me wants to go to Jamies resturant...but my Jamie is only three and the only thing he can cook is a pile of poo in a potty !...(michelin star pending methinks)

Trench Juicy Peach eh ?...poor ewe !.....what's the treatment ?..lots of spanking and and iron to relieve the creases ?...hope it gets better soon...

...reminds me , when in Nam as a vet sheep I dug a trench and displayed my wooly bum to distract the foe...it worked !.....but some found it quite fetching....Ended up quite sore !

Hmmmm..cream teas...soooooooooo not fair !.......scones ?..clotted cream..jam ?..oh my !! *le jealousy*

welcome home Shaz !

Make it Lady · « **Reply #2 on:** 26/08/2008 21:53:51 »

I have a very silly wet suit sunburn as well!!!

JimBob · « **Reply #3 on:** 26/08/2008 23:44:57 »

Quote from: Make it Lady on 26/08/2008 21:53:51

I have a very silly wet suit sunburn as well!!!

Just HOW is this possible? This statement is sending my fecund imagination into spasms.

turnipsock · « **Reply #4 on:** 27/08/2008 00:00:52 »

Quote from: Make it Lady on 26/08/2008 21:53:51

I have a very silly wet suit sunburn as well!!!

It can't be as bad as the cycling helmet sunburn I get. All those vents, are they really neccessary?

neilep · « **Reply #5 on:** 27/08/2008 01:08:44 »

Quote from: turnipsock on 27/08/2008 00:00:52

Quote from: Make it Lady on 26/08/2008 21:53:51
I have a very silly wet suit sunburn as well!!!

It can't be as bad as the cycling helmet sunburn I get. All those vents, are they really neccessary?

But think of the bright side...your head now makes a very fetching zebra crossing for head lice..(should ewe have any !)

........here's a LINK for our USA chums whom I believe do not enjoy zebra crossing goodness !!..........well, I never seen one there and I've been five times (notice the boast !)

Karen W. · « **Reply #6 on:** 27/08/2008 01:16:52 »

I have never laid my eyes on a real live Zebra either.. let alone the crossing! Thanks for the link Neily! LOL..

Sorry for your stripes Turnipsock!

Make it Lady · « **Reply #7 on:** 27/08/2008 22:08:43 »

Wet suit sunburn is a little like cycle shorts sunburn but you get diagonal lines instead of straight ones.

rosalind dna · « **Reply #8 on:** 27/08/2008 22:38:40 »

Nice to have you back, Sharon then I've had to be away since I've
had ISP/computer problems sorted now thank goodness

JimBob · « **Reply #9 on:** 27/08/2008 23:10:10 »

Quote from: Make it Lady on 27/08/2008 22:08:43

Wet suit sunburn is a little like cycle shorts sunburn but you get diagonal lines instead of straight ones.

So it really is wet, not dry as most "wet" suits? What is this terminology. Convolutions to drive the normal, well read and educated human beings into spasms of brain freeze?

rosalind dna · « **Reply #10 on:** 27/08/2008 23:38:37 »

Quote from: JimBob on 27/08/2008 23:10:10

Quote from: Make it Lady on 27/08/2008 22:08:43
Wet suit sunburn is a little like cycle shorts sunburn but you get diagonal lines instead of straight ones.

So it really is wet, not dry as most "wet" suits? What is this terminology. Convolutions to drive the normal, well read and educated human beings into spasms of brain freeze?

HI Jimbob what proof do you have of "brain freeze" because it sounds like a tale of sorts.

Don_1 · « **Reply #11 on:** 28/08/2008 08:37:50 »

You claim to have some form of sunburn, might I suggest, given the weather situation, this may be rust!!!

neilep · « **Reply #12 on:** 28/08/2008 12:51:02 »

Quote from: Make it Lady on 27/08/2008 22:08:43

Wet suit sunburn is a little like cycle shorts sunburn but you get diagonal lines instead of straight ones.

Picture pleeeze !!

Make it Lady · « **Reply #13 on:** 28/08/2008 20:58:18 »

It is not a pretty sight! It may cause retching.

JimBob you can get wet suits and dry suits. Wet suits do let water through but keep you warm for longer.

JimBob · « **Reply #14 on:** 28/08/2008 21:53:57 »

Must be confusing for you.

neilep · « **Reply #15 on:** 28/08/2008 22:19:54 »

Is this what happens when you fart in wetsuit ?

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Make it Lady · « **Reply #16 on:** 28/08/2008 22:25:52 »

What a kinky black sheep you are!

Karen W. · « **Reply #17 on:** 29/08/2008 15:03:18 »

Quote from: neilep on 28/08/2008 22:19:54

Is this what happens when you fart in wetsuit ?

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HEE HEE HEE HEE.. LOL LOL LOL.. Where in the world did you find that picture!

What on earth are you doing in that suit Kind Sir! LOL.. looks like a fish lip invitation! LOL..LOL..

Make it Lady · « **Reply #18 on:** 29/08/2008 18:32:07 »

Pin anyone?

JimBob · « **Reply #19 on:** 29/08/2008 23:31:21 »

Surely you wouldn't want to ***** that!

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