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« Last Edit: 10/09/2008 17:54:22 by Make it Lady »
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #1 on: 10/09/2008 18:37:28 »
Ha Ha!!!! [;D] [;D]
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"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
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« Reply #2 on: 10/09/2008 19:25:44 »
Tee Hee  [;D]
...And its claws are as big as cups, and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! And Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you! And instead of a mouth it's got four arses!

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« Reply #3 on: 10/09/2008 20:13:01 »
Thats very good! LOL!

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« Reply #4 on: 11/09/2008 13:32:25 »
I like it. What happens when it says "YEP"?
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« Reply #5 on: 11/09/2008 14:47:08 »
haha  very funny

<title>Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="application/atom+xml" title="Recent Entries"
href="http://www.hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/atom.xml" />
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<body>
<div id="main">
<script type="text/javascript">
if (!(typeof worldHasEnded == "undefined")) {
document.write("YUP.");
} else {
document.write("NOPE.");
}
</script>
<noscript>NOPE.</noscript>
</div>
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var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." :
"http://www.");
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« Reply #6 on: 11/09/2008 16:43:39 »
Sharon that's funny and I am still here also there Lol
Rosalind Franklin was my first cousin and one my life's main regrets is that I never met this brilliant and beautiful lady.
She discovered the Single DNA Helix in 1953, then it was taken by Wilkins without her knowledge or agreeement.

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« Reply #7 on: 11/09/2008 18:38:56 »
Well we are all still here, or at least I haven’t noticed any huge numbers of people missing....YET!

Nothing seems to have changed; I haven’t grown a second head (A true relief for all) or anything like yhat , the sky hasn’t turned green and I have not yet encountered a 1 ton slug, mind you, the way this bleeding weather is, I won’t be surprised if I do!!!
When will the first collision occur, BANG! Oppps there it is, that silly fool just walked into a lamp post, he should watch where he’s going, not the micro skirted young lady bending over to adjust her shoe......... Oh I don't know though......
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #8 on: 11/09/2008 18:56:48 »
Wouldn't it have been funny if someone had sneaked up on the scientist that turned the machine on and popped a balloon just as he pressed the button.
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« Reply #9 on: 11/09/2008 23:33:13 »
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #10 on: 12/09/2008 01:47:46 »
Haha, wow. Someones got no life hahaha

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« Reply #11 on: 12/09/2008 11:12:47 »
Haha, wow. Someones got no life hahaha

Who?
Rosalind Franklin was my first cousin and one my life's main regrets is that I never met this brilliant and beautiful lady.
She discovered the Single DNA Helix in 1953, then it was taken by Wilkins without her knowledge or agreeement.

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« Reply #12 on: 12/09/2008 14:24:38 »
Where do you get all these smilies?
Nothing is absolute. It takes a thousand people to make a stereotype, only one to grind it into the dust.

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« Reply #13 on: 12/09/2008 14:50:07 »
Wouldn't it have been funny if someone had sneaked up on the scientist that turned the machine on and popped a balloon just as he pressed the button.

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pic013.htm
...And its claws are as big as cups, and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! And Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you! And instead of a mouth it's got four arses!

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« Reply #14 on: 12/09/2008 15:37:18 »
Where do you get all these smilies?
He has an infestation. It is really hard to rid yourself of them unless you find the nest!
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« Reply #15 on: 12/09/2008 17:48:59 »
Okay then.
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If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #17 on: 13/09/2008 14:48:36 »
Rosliand.. the pesron that made the site ha

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« Reply #18 on: 13/09/2008 16:07:10 »
Rosliand.. the pesron that made the site ha

Ryan thanks, good explanation
Rosalind Franklin was my first cousin and one my life's main regrets is that I never met this brilliant and beautiful lady.
She discovered the Single DNA Helix in 1953, then it was taken by Wilkins without her knowledge or agreeement.

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« Reply #19 on: 15/09/2008 14:33:18 »
Bring it on, LHC!
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« Reply #20 on: 17/09/2008 00:10:08 »
OH a blue man with two dildos, how exciting is that. Big Bang eat your heart out.
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« Reply #21 on: 18/09/2008 01:59:01 »
The Pict and the Pr*cks
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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« Reply #22 on: 18/09/2008 15:55:59 »
The Pict and the Pr*cks

Is this your favorite word now?
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.