[Lucysmith (OP)]

Hello everybody,

This is Lucy smith, new to this forum and hope to have great time here

[neilep]

Hi Lucy,

Nice to see ewe. I wonder if we'll see ewe again as I have a niggling suspicion that ewe might just want us to buy some batteries !...silly I know !!!...

[BenV]

Welcome to the forum Lucy.

Don't mind Neil, I'm sure he's got the wrong end of the stick and you're hear to get involved with the forum, not to spam us with battery adds - we get so many spammers here that I think he's just gone paranoid.  We usually just ban them and delete their messages as soon as they start trying to sell things, but it does get tiresome some times.

Anyway, enjoy the forum!

[Make it Lady]

Hi Lucy, hope you have a good sense of humour because you will need one with all these rough men around. All the girlies are very sensible and are never badly behaved......NOT!

[DoctorBeaver]

Hello Lucy. I'm the resident rodent. I sleep in the wardrobe in the corner of the forum. Anything you want to know about anything, just ask... someone else!

[angel125]

Hello Lucky,
My name is Angel. I am also new to this forum. It's very good forum. If you want to know anything then ask me.

[dentstudent]

Hi Lucy,

Nice to see ewe. I wonder if we'll see ewe again as I have a niggling suspicion that ewe might just want us to buy some batteries !...silly I know !!!...

Hello Lucy. I'm the resident rodent. I sleep in the wardrobe in the corner of the forum. Anything you want to know about anything, just ask... someone else!

Yes, well done boys....

Lucysmith
Newbie

Posts: 1

You scared her off after ONE POST!!!!!! That must be a record (unlike anything by New Kids on the Block). Let's see how well you do with Angel.

Hi Angel BTW!!!! I'm an arbovire (like the Beaver) and I like to balance lit candles on my nose while singing the last three verses of Wolfsteinhammerschmidtengirdles's "Ode to a Barking Mad Fish".

There, that should do it.

[BenV]

Hey Dentstudent,

We may have scared her off, but as Neil picked up on, she may have only been here to spam us with battery adverts.  However, when people put spammy URLs as a signature on their posts, the URLs are removed and then blacklisted from the site, so there may have been no reason for her to post anymore.  Of course, I could be wrong and being totally unfair to her...

[dentstudent]

Hey Dentstudent,

We may have scared her off, but as Neil picked up on, she may have only been here to spam us with battery adverts.  However, when people put spammy URLs as a signature on their posts, the URLs are removed and then blacklisted from the site, so there may have been no reason for her to post anymore.  Of course, I could be wrong and being totally unfair to her...

Ah, yes indeed Ben. Good point. Didn't know about the URL removal. I'll pay closer attention in class from now on.

Stuart

[dentstudent]

Does this mean that you removed a URL from Angel too?

[BenV]

As it happens, yes.

[Don_1]

Hello, I'm not so new, my name is Don, if you want to know anything, ask somebody else, 'cause I 'ain't got a clue!

[neilep]

Hello, I'm not so new, my name is Don, if you want to know anything, ask somebody else, 'cause I 'ain't got a clue!

Do ewe not have a clue ?  []

[Make it Lady]

Who is url and why do you keep removing him? How do you know if someone has a spammy one. Do you sniff it? I thought names like "ever ready" might give a battery salesperson away not Lucy Smith!

[neilep]

Lucy (who has contributed tremendously in the last month) had a signature that pointed to a website retailing batteries.

Still, if there is one benefit from her lovely introduction, is that it's got all of us here enjoying this wonderful ' love-in ' .....right here...in this little thread...in virtual land !..awwwwww !

[Make it Lady]

I could do with some batteries, David's away again!

[neilep]

I could do with some batteries, David's away again!

Go sit on the washing machine !  []

[Don_1]

Hello, I'm not so new, my name is Don, if you want to know anything, ask somebody else, 'cause I 'ain't got a clue!

Do ewe not have a clue ?  []

Errmmmm, Ooooerrrrrr, Ummmmmmm, nope, sorry, I can't answer that, I don't think, or can I?

[neilep]

Hello, I'm not so new, my name is Don, if you want to know anything, ask somebody else, 'cause I 'ain't got a clue!

Do ewe not have a clue ?  []

Errmmmm, Ooooerrrrrr, Ummmmmmm, nope, sorry, I can't answer that, I don't think, or can I?

I just signed the petition to ban tortoises from being imported !

Hopefully they won't find other ways like firing them from a cannon to over here !!..LOL *erhmm..maybe that's not as funny as when I first thought of it..*but ..I have signed the petition !!

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/769012123

[Make it Lady]

I wondered why it was raining crunchy meat pies!