[lyner]

Rich nature hath in women wisely made
Two purses, and their mouths aversely laid:
They then which to the lower tribute owe
That way which that exchequer looks must go:
He which doth not, his error is as great
As who by clyster gave the stomach meat.

John Donne: Love's progress.

I'll treat my beachcombing differently now.

[Bored chemist]

Just 1 little point - where is a mermaid's... you know... ?

That's why they are so rare.

[lyner]

And mermen?
Dr Who discovered some, I seem to remember.