Do you have STB syndrome?

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Do you have STB syndrome?
« on: 22/01/2009 10:14:12 »
I thought that since we're very adept at thread wandering, and today appears to be a particularly strong case, that I would put something up here that can be wandered all over like the bodies of newly weds.

So. Please feel free to wander back and forth on and off topic as you see fit, and be a part of the Society of Thread Buggerers!
« Last Edit: 26/01/2009 15:22:53 by dentstudent »

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #1 on: 22/01/2009 10:19:11 »
See? Now when there is actually a place to wander off topic, no-one is going to do it. Actually, that was a lie, you'll have this place crawling with STB's in a matter of minutes.

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #2 on: 22/01/2009 10:20:41 »
For some reason Google must have thought I mean STD's because now I am getting ads to help stop anal/butt itching. Ewww.... [xx(] [xx(] [xx(]

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #3 on: 22/01/2009 10:26:16 »
For some reason Google must have thought I mean STD's because now I am getting ads to help stop anal/butt itching. Ewww.... [xx(] [xx(] [xx(]

But the sky is really blue today. How am I supposed to predict the weather without a red sky somewhere?

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #4 on: 22/01/2009 10:29:55 »
Oh no! Now that I've mentioned STD's, the ads are piling up like crazy.

But the sky is really blue today. How am I supposed to predict the weather without a red sky somewhere?
Put on red sunnies  [8D] [8D] [8D] [8D] [8D]

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #5 on: 22/01/2009 10:36:23 »
I prefer Rose colored....Lol...

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #6 on: 22/01/2009 10:40:20 »
Why are you still getting ad's C4M? They've gone on mine, even after I de-restricted the site.

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« Reply #7 on: 22/01/2009 10:41:27 »
Why are you still getting ad's C4M? They've gone on mine, even after I de-restricted the site.

Sorry, do you mean the ad's at the bottom of the page, not the side. I now have "Ski bum" ad's.

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #8 on: 22/01/2009 10:43:03 »
I prefer Rose colored....Lol...

Or as we say in English 'coloured'. Well actually 'Rose tinted' but hey! who's erm, who's errrrr, Who's Who.

Oh look ..... I've STB'ed my own post.
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #9 on: 22/01/2009 10:48:50 »
Now we have ad's for killing scabies as well as crazy contact lenses.

BTW - it should be "Who's whom" (FOG)

Well played Don - You are the first entry in the "Who's whom" of STB's.


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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #10 on: 22/01/2009 10:58:23 »


Well played Don - You are the first entry in the "Who's whom" of STB's.



Grassy arse (My Spanish is improving)



BTW - it should be "Who's whom" (FOG)



I was refering to Double FOG.
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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #11 on: 22/01/2009 11:16:12 »
Look - It's not my fault if these people can't spell. Just because it's in print doesn't make it right (Logical Fallacy: Argument from authority). And anyway, I don't have that ad on my screen. (Double unFOG). Possibly.

And that's "referring". (FOG)

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #12 on: 22/01/2009 11:23:42 »
I prefer Rose colored....Lol...

Or as we say in English 'coloured'. Well actually 'Rose tinted' but hey! who's erm, who's errrrr, Who's Who.

Oh look ..... I've STB'ed my own post.

Yes, Rose tinted (coloured) glasses... Its prettier your way! :)

yes you have...What does STB STAND FOR....?

BTW...I have NO ADS on my mobile screen and my computer is out temperarily..I get them in my Gmail though!

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #13 on: 22/01/2009 11:25:05 »
STB - the Society of Thread Buggerers.

I bet that you're glad you asked!

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« Reply #14 on: 22/01/2009 11:26:39 »
I wanted to avoid posting the word "buggerers" incase some of the ad's were inappropriate. However, since I've now posted the word "buggerers", I'm going to use the word "buggerers" where ever I need to (use the word "buggerers" ).

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #15 on: 22/01/2009 11:32:54 »
Nope, no ads for 'Find buggerers on eBay' yet.
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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #16 on: 22/01/2009 11:34:40 »
Lol...hee hee..I am glad I asked..I afall into that catagory often...

 So what ads are popping up for "Buggerers?" [;)] [;D]

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #17 on: 22/01/2009 17:34:41 »
I gave myself a "special" hair cut
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Would if I could but I can't so I won't

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #18 on: 22/01/2009 17:51:28 »
I gave myself a "special" hair cut
I think that might go full circle with the previous mentioned Butt Itch adverts. It is so poetic. I will have to trim my lady garden tonight as I have swimming tomorrow. I hope I can go as the men are coming to move my sky dish too. They are called the crazy gang because they climb all over the roof like monkeys. I hope they don't snap off my television aerial like they do when they climb on your car at the safari park.
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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #19 on: 22/01/2009 21:29:25 »
MIL, have you had an unfortunate mishap?

I only ask because there is an ad 'RAC to the rescue' now.
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #20 on: 22/01/2009 22:29:35 »
I'm a member of all the rescue services. I just love a man in uniform! You can call them out 24hrs a day. Much better than sky men.
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #21 on: 22/01/2009 22:31:12 »
NO! I got a cellulite advert. Someone told! I also got a caning schoolgirls ad. I shall save that one.
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« Reply #22 on: 22/01/2009 23:01:02 »
Can we please get off topic.

Did you know that a litre of distilled water from Hellfrauds costs less than a litre of water from a motorway service place?
Beeswax: Natures petrol tank sealant.

When things are in 3D, is it always the same three dimensions?

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« Reply #23 on: 22/01/2009 23:05:16 »

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« Reply #24 on: 22/01/2009 23:24:53 »


Its a place where they never have the thing you want for your car, if they know what your car is. You will always get something that looks like the right bit but you won't discover its the wrong bit until you get home. There is never anybody on the till either, I think it should be a rule that if nobody is on the till you can have it for free.
Beeswax: Natures petrol tank sealant.

When things are in 3D, is it always the same three dimensions?

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« Reply #25 on: 22/01/2009 23:27:36 »
But they sell distilled water cheaper than a motorway service place? I presume this is in the UK?

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« Reply #26 on: 22/01/2009 23:56:13 »
Yes, the distilled water is cheaper than the drinking water at motorway services. Its just a pity they don't do meals and have toilets (johns).
Beeswax: Natures petrol tank sealant.

When things are in 3D, is it always the same three dimensions?

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #27 on: 23/01/2009 03:40:59 »
And you can fly cheap to NZ, two.

The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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« Reply #28 on: 23/01/2009 03:41:49 »
Hey dumb arse, that should be spelled "too." (FOG)
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« Reply #29 on: 23/01/2009 04:55:31 »
LOL..LOL..Jimbob...youre too funny..... I love your self check! Hee hee..... I always post without checking then see the mistakes and say.... pffft so what....lol.... somedays I have to go back and correct........

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« Reply #30 on: 23/01/2009 05:21:28 »
Anyone got any good jokes?

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #31 on: 23/01/2009 07:51:37 »
What's the difference between a duck?




One of it's legs are both the same.

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« Reply #32 on: 23/01/2009 07:54:19 »
WHAT??

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« Reply #33 on: 23/01/2009 07:57:37 »
Alright - What's brown and sticky?

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« Reply #34 on: 23/01/2009 07:59:39 »
Umm...poo?

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« Reply #35 on: 23/01/2009 08:01:56 »
A stick.

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« Reply #36 on: 23/01/2009 08:03:33 »
I'm none the wiser [???][???][???]

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« Reply #37 on: 23/01/2009 08:05:17 »
Wasn't he a failed Viking leader?

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« Reply #38 on: 23/01/2009 08:05:50 »
Who was?

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« Reply #39 on: 23/01/2009 08:15:38 »
There was Erik the Red, so who was None the Wiser?

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« Reply #40 on: 23/01/2009 08:21:05 »
I have no idea [:)]

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« Reply #41 on: 23/01/2009 09:00:51 »
It got warmer all of a sudden, this morning!

Fri 23 Jan 06:00    1.8 C    overcast
Fri 23 Jan 07:00     10.4 C overcast

(Data from the German Weather Service)

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« Reply #42 on: 23/01/2009 11:32:26 »
Does this mean its beans on toast tonight?
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #43 on: 23/01/2009 11:33:54 »
There was Erik the Red, so who was None the Wiser?

Speaking of Erik the Red, does anyone know where my pen is?
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« Reply #44 on: 23/01/2009 11:43:31 »
Who are you calling a pen is?

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« Reply #45 on: 23/01/2009 11:45:20 »
What do you get if you cross smoked fish with a wind instrument?


A kedgereedoo.

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« Reply #46 on: 23/01/2009 11:48:52 »
Who are you calling a pen is?

I said to the bride, "I wish you every hap-peiness".
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #47 on: 23/01/2009 11:51:43 »
and that you should be joyfully loined together

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« Reply #48 on: 23/01/2009 14:16:30 »
What's the difference between a duck?




One of it's legs are both the same.

LolLol..pretty good!

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« Reply #49 on: 23/01/2009 15:05:55 »
I've drunk too much Mocha with Taff and know I'm burping tunes.
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.