[yor_on]

Now this is a very good reply, to my taste I might add:)

"No - the software automatically changes the offending word. It is somewhat arbitrary - the list of words to be changed, that is."

It's just missing two 'l':s



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No - the software automatically changes the offending world. It is somewhat arbitrary - the list of worlds to be changed, that is.

[DoctorBeaver]

I don't see how the list of words to censor can be arbitrary. They should be held in a database table and a test run against the text that's been input.

[DoctorBeaver]

Jamie Oliver has done a lot of good with regard school dinners and other dietary issues - but I still want to punch the annoying little scrote!

[JimBob]

Aren't they to be played with, as this blogger demonstrates?

http://scrotoss.blogspot.com/2006/06/how-to-make-scrote.html

[Make it Lady]

How is it you two get away with being really rude and I don't. I have turned over a new leaf and will be spotless from now on.

[DoctorBeaver]

How is it you two get away with being really rude and I don't. I have turned over a new leaf and will be spotless from now on.

[Make it Lady]

Yes, right!

[yor_on]

-Then, Sires and Madams, there will be just two small lefts..
And may I take this opportunity to welcome you to our mystery tour, please get aboard.

It leaves punctually on the dot.
 
- No Sir, please, no cameras..
After last year's incident with the disappearing Chef, we can't allow cameras any more.
Yes it's true that the picture came out very life like.

He will be missed.

[Chemistry4me]

Alright, I'm on board!

[yor_on]

May I recommend our buffet.

It contains all nutrients you ever have dreamt of.
And some you haven't.

[Chemistry4me]

Yes, I'll take you up on your recommendation. []

[yor_on]

Oh no sir, it's no recommendation, it's unavoidable.
Those men over there would take it very badly in deed if you didn't try our sheep skull encrusted in lemon jelly.

Don't get to disturbed if it winks at you, it's only trying to be friendly.
That's why we leave you with a mallet.

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We take a great pride in serving our food fresh if I may say so Sir.
As those green things sticking out of its mouth proves.

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Yes, the sea can be rough Sir, perfectly understandable.
We like to see our guest leaving an impression.
May I recommend a wine to the soup?

[Chemistry4me]

Don't worry, sheep skulls are nothing...!

[yor_on]

Ah, I see you know your Spanish sea food.
Without further ado, allow me to present your waiter for the evning.

Manuel.
Highly recommended by our friends at Fawlty Towers.

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Now, for the wine i would like you to try this fruity red Savanna.
We press it as you comes in, and we can promise it to grow on you.

Or you could try our pincers?
That will give you a head start if it gets to clingy.

[Chemistry4me]

Hallo Manuel, or maybe Hola! ¿cómo estás?  Nice to meet you!

[Chemistry4me]

I think I'll try the pincers

[yor_on]

I'm Sorry, Manuel have signed our contract.
As we in the 'business' like to say.

'Our life is our bond'
And that really means 'Hasta la muerte'

Or just possibly, 'Hasta la Vista'?
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As all good firms we have our confidentiality contract.
You do know sign language?

It was in your ticket, remember..
The fine print, at page sixty four (and three quarters)

Just before you picked your finger to sign Sir.

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Now if you look to the left you will see the native wild life weaving to wards you.

[Chemistry4me]

Dude, you're starting to freak me out, sign language? I didn't sign up for that!
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Okay, what do you want me to do?
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Hmmm...wildlife you say, that looks like a.... arggg! Get it off of me!  [:0]

[yor_on]

You didn't Sir?
An impostor?

*burly men approaches menacingly*

Do we have a problem here...

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Oh I see you've meet our Lianna

Now Sir, if she only will vouch for you?
- Let him out Lianna, we're not finished here.

Sorry Sir, some of those natives totally lacks table manners.

[Chemistry4me]

I think we do have a problem.
*pulls out two of these*





AHA! Who's laughing now?

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That's right: ME

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Tell them all ta back off, or else.... [xx(]