Do you have STB syndrome?

dentstudent · « **Reply #380 on:** 12/02/2009 11:48:26 »

Quote from: Make it Lady on 11/02/2009 21:31:00

A pillow of salt would not be a good idea as it would make your eyes smart.

How about a finger of fudge?

JimBob · « **Reply #381 on:** 12/02/2009 16:28:53 »

A god should have or not have the following characteristics:

(PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD TO THIS LIST ! )



   Able to leap tall buildings with a single bound, faster than a speeding bullet, etc.

   Able to turn water into any form of alcoholic beverage, including Everclear - 90% pure ethanol

   Able to walk on water - or at least float (Mr Hanky would qualify for this since sh*t floats)

   Able to cure the ill, raise the dead and make pigs crazy

   Able to keep the national debt under control

   Able to keep a forum topic on-topic without any wandering

   Like chocolate

   Sacrifice body parts for the benefit of others, much like the Mayan kings who would pass thorn-embedded 
       stings through their tongues and genitals

   Keep accounts in a check-book and NEVER become overdrawn

   Fix a power outage due to storms in an instant

   Get legislation passed by a legislative body without any amendments, changes or add-on and the legislation actually works for the highest good of the people, not special interest groups! 

   And lastly, Not be the idea of a science fiction writer and worshiped by insane movie stars.

All things can be considered but since I am "The Decider" I will decide what is right - or wrong. [8D]

Don_1 · « **Reply #382 on:** 12/02/2009 17:02:21 »

Should be able to keep ALL his followers together under ONE religion, not split into different factions!

JimBob · « **Reply #383 on:** 12/02/2009 21:09:46 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 12/02/2009 17:02:21

Should be able to keep ALL his followers together under ONE religion, not split into different factions!

What would you add, Don?

yor_on · « **Reply #384 on:** 13/02/2009 17:08:17 »

Well, thank you all.
Good to know that there are disciples.

Now as my first decree.
All little wimen should most happily join our enlightened movement.
And there will be a party...

*Both heads nodding enthusiastically*

You bring the booze I'll bring the thirst.
*More nodding, one head falling off*

Hmm...

Yep, that's about cover it..

Anything more?

JimBob · « **Reply #385 on:** 14/02/2009 01:16:19 »

Bring the wimmen, yor_on

The more the better. Perhaps we can have a choirs line or even see the play - all performances done in the nude. naked, unclothed, in birthday suits, sans écouter,

nekkid!

yor_on · « **Reply #386 on:** 14/02/2009 02:42:19 »

Eh, a tea party would be nice?

Although that last one you Yanks hold got a little out of hands, didn't it?
I mean, only the crème de la crème invited, wasn't it.
in Boston?

It was some time ago I admit, but I thought you might remember JB

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #387 on:** 14/02/2009 03:01:32 »

I was there [

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I remember... all too well.

Karen W. · « **Reply #388 on:** 14/02/2009 03:34:50 »

LOL..LOL...You guys Crack me up!

JimBob · « **Reply #389 on:** 14/02/2009 04:20:07 »

Quote from: Chemistry4me on 14/02/2009 03:01:32

I was there []
I remember... all too well.

Yep, just the way you remember the day you and your friends sink The Rainbow Warrior.

-- Oh that was the French - sorry.

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #390 on:** 14/02/2009 04:55:18 »

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #391 on:** 14/02/2009 04:57:58 »

Quote from: Karen W. on 14/02/2009 03:34:50

LOL..LOL...You guys Crack me up!

Don't you mean?

JimBob · « **Reply #392 on:** 14/02/2009 16:05:09 »

Quote from: Chemistry4me on 14/02/2009 04:57:58

Quote from: Karen W. on 14/02/2009 03:34:50
LOL..LOL...You guys Crack me up!
Don't you mean?

Oh, THAT'S just Ducky!!

(GROAN!)

JimBob · « **Reply #393 on:** 14/02/2009 16:21:34 »

Hey, where is dentstudent? The critter started this thread and just left it alone - what is wrong with the lad? Is his attention span this short? Is he that much of a LAMER? >>>

Make it Lady · « **Reply #394 on:** 14/02/2009 18:42:41 »

Yor_on I thought you would suggest cray fish and snaps for your party. I'm only coming if there will be crayfish.

Karen W. · « **Reply #395 on:** 14/02/2009 19:40:37 »

Quote from: Chemistry4me on 14/02/2009 04:57:58

Quote from: Karen W. on 14/02/2009 03:34:50
LOL..LOL...You guys Crack me up!
Don't you mean?

Yes in deed you guys quack me up!!
when I am very quacked down.........boy..thats bad...no thats good..well
..Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall...
All the kings horses and all the kings men
could never put humpty together again....
poor Humpty got all quaked up!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water... Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after...

Seems Jack got all quaked up too!.......................
Rock a bye baby fell down and got all quacked up too!

boy its No wonder I'm all quackers over ll you duckies!

Make it Lady · « **Reply #396 on:** 14/02/2009 22:51:50 »

I'm a bit drunk.

JimBob · « **Reply #397 on:** 15/02/2009 00:19:37 »

Quote from: Make it Lady on 14/02/2009 22:51:50

I'm a bit drunk.

Not an aphrodisiac.

Karen W. · « **Reply #398 on:** 15/02/2009 01:30:51 »

Quote from: Make it Lady on 14/02/2009 22:51:50

I'm a bit drunk.

You are on Valentines Day???....Oh ......I hope you have had a good day!

yor_on · « **Reply #399 on:** 15/02/2009 10:36:37 »

There is a lot of ducks in this thread.
Is that normal?

And if it is a scientific duck?
Shouldn't it be naked then?

Lucky I'm not.
I would freeze to my death.
Not as a duck, well, maybe if I was a tropical duck though.
Do they exist?

*The naked scientists proudly presents the tropical ducks*
Quakers beware.
Or is it Quackers?

Anyway, do a duck float?
Who said 'cork it up'?

Do you have STB syndrome?

dentstudent (OP)