Puzzles From A Trampolining Upside Down Sheeps Bottom (PFATSB) :-)

JimBob · « **Reply #20 on:** 11/02/2009 02:20:00 »

Quote from: neilep on 11/02/2009 01:44:06

I had to make this weeks one easy for ewe as ewe failed so miserably on last weeks one. Only RD saved the day !

Prat!

Make it Lady · « **Reply #21 on:** 11/02/2009 21:38:31 »

I thought the only person who can get cheques out of a sheeps bum is a vet.

JimBob · « **Reply #22 on:** 11/02/2009 21:57:34 »

Quote from: Make it Lady on 11/02/2009 21:38:31

I thought the only person who can get cheques out of a sheeps bum is a vet.

Neil is the exception. He is also Chancellor of the Ex-cheque-r.

neilep · « **Reply #23 on:** 12/02/2009 01:31:11 »

Quote from: Make it Lady on 11/02/2009 21:38:31

I thought the only person who can get cheques out of a sheeps bum is a vet.

Actually, my furry arse is on standyby should the exchequer decide they need to print more money. My pert cheeks make for a wondrous travelling branch of the Royal Mint.

I am ready to deliver much needed funds when called upon to do so. FAB !

JimBob · « **Reply #24 on:** 12/02/2009 04:21:44 »

Quote from: neilep on 12/02/2009 01:31:11

Quote from: Make it Lady on 11/02/2009 21:38:31
I thought the only person who can get cheques out of a sheeps bum is a vet.

Actually, my furry arse is on standyby should the exchequer decide they need to print more money. My pert cheeks make for a wondrous travelling branch of the Royal Mint.

I am ready to deliver much needed funds when called upon to do so. FAB !

The Royal Mint? Running that now, too, Neil? Well, Neil "Issac" Ep, any theories about The Principals of Mathematics or movement or heavenly bodies - no, not Shazza - Jupiter, Mars, Pluto - all those male gods.

(By the way, has anyone noticed that the only planet named after a woman is so acidic it could turn you to a vaporous liquid almost instantly?)

neilep · « **Reply #25 on:** 15/02/2009 15:33:45 »

This weeks puzzle from an upside down trampolining sheeps pert cheeks is below.

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Keep an eye out for next weeks puzzle from an upside down trampolining sheeps bottom !!...ewe know it makes sense !!

RD · « **Reply #26 on:** 15/02/2009 15:40:31 »

Is Blinska on Shanks's pony on the pavement (sidewalk) ?.

neilep · « **Reply #27 on:** 15/02/2009 15:47:51 »

Quote from: RD on 15/02/2009 15:40:31

Is Blinska on Shanks's pony on the pavement (sidewalk) ?.

Shock horror !!..fraid not !!

*sheepy is astounded *

RD · « **Reply #28 on:** 15/02/2009 15:56:28 »

Is Blinska a Freemason ? [

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JimBob · « **Reply #29 on:** 15/02/2009 16:20:55 »

The Taxi is in reverse for a short distance??

neilep · « **Reply #30 on:** 15/02/2009 16:44:52 »

Quote from: RD on 15/02/2009 15:56:28

Is Blinska a Freemason ? []

Unfortunately he is not a freemason *sheepy shows bear leg and displays special handshake*

neilep · « **Reply #31 on:** 15/02/2009 16:46:07 »

Quote from: JimBob on 15/02/2009 16:20:55

The Taxi is in reverse for a short distance??

That's what I first thought, unfortunately ...ewe are wrong..HA HA HA HA HA HA *points at JimBob and blows raspberry*...nyahh nyahh nywah nyahh *prods and pokes the dinosaur *

JimBob · « **Reply #32 on:** 15/02/2009 17:52:31 »

The dinosaur turns, sweeps his tail, and in one deft move hits the sheepy at exactly the right angle and velocity to launch the sheepy into the air and towards the front of the dinosaur where the sheepy is swallowed whole through the gaping maw of the dinosaur's mouth.

It's not nice to piss off daddy dinosaur.

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neilep · « **Reply #33 on:** 15/02/2009 18:32:19 »

Quote from: JimBob on 15/02/2009 17:52:31

The dinosaur turns, sweeps his tail, and in one deft move hits the sheepy at exactly the right angle and velocity to launch the sheepy into the air and towards the front of the dinosaur where the sheepy is swallowed whole through the gaping maw of the dinosaur's mouth.

It's not nice to piss off daddy dinosaur.

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Gosh Jim...the rumours ARE true...you DO swallow ? [

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JimBob · « **Reply #34 on:** 15/02/2009 21:39:41 »

FOG! Crude humor!

I like the dirty mind.

neilep · « **Reply #35 on:** 16/02/2009 01:58:02 »

This one is not so easy eh ? [

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JimBob · « **Reply #36 on:** 16/02/2009 03:29:56 »

The Taxi, with Bilnska inside, is being towed end first by a truck designed for the sole purpose of towing disabled or impounded vehicles - know here in the states as a "wrecker."

I IS a way it could happen!

It may not be what the picky old man wants but it damn sure fits the scenario.

dentstudent · « **Reply #37 on:** 16/02/2009 08:10:54 »

Because he's walking. Just because he's a taxi driver, doesn't mean that he's currently driving a taxi.

neilep · « **Reply #38 on:** 16/02/2009 12:28:00 »

Quote from: JimBob on 16/02/2009 03:29:56

The Taxi, with Bilnska inside, is being towed end first by a truck designed for the sole purpose of towing disabled or impounded vehicles - know here in the states as a "wrecker."

I IS a way it could happen!

It may not be what the picky old man wants but it damn sure fits the scenario.

THAT IS IT !!

oh...NO it isn't .....sorry !! [

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neilep · « **Reply #39 on:** 16/02/2009 12:32:45 »

Quote from: dentstudent on 16/02/2009 08:10:54

Because he's walking. Just because he's a taxi driver, doesn't mean that he's currently driving a taxi.

CORRECT !!!

The fact that he is Polish and a taxi driver is superfluous and has no bearing ! Notice that I said ' Travelling' and NOT driving !!

Fact is, he's walking !!

WELL DONE that man !! ...

Here, have some Sushi !!
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