Puzzles From A Trampolining Upside Down Sheeps Bottom (PFATSB) :-)

neilep · « **Reply #40 on:** 16/02/2009 12:34:25 »

Keep watching for more puzzles from an upside down trampolining sheeps derriere !
Coming to a thread near ewe !!

RD · « **Reply #41 on:** 16/02/2009 13:11:42 »

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English Slang "S"

Shag - To have sex, but also used to mean tiredness as in 'I'm totally shagged.'

Shake hands with the unemployed - To go to the toilet (for men).

Shanks's pony, Going on ... - To walk. The original Shanks's pony was a horse-drawn lawnmower with nowhere for the driver to sit, so he had to walk along behind.

Shattered - Tired.

Shrapnel - The term used to describe the inordinately large amount of small change discovered in your pocket after a piss up.

Siphon the python - To go to the toilet (for men).

Slash - To go to the toilet, as in 'I'm going for a slash.'

Smallest room in the house - Euphemism for toilet.

Squire - A general term of address towards a man, similar to 'guvnor'.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A128152

neilep · « **Reply #42 on:** 16/02/2009 13:15:06 »

Quote from: RD on 16/02/2009 13:11:42

Quote from: RD on 15/02/2009 15:40:31
Is Blinska on Shanks's pony on the pavement (sidewalk) ?.

"on Shanks's pony" means to walk ...

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English Slang
Shanks's pony, Going on ... - To walk.
The original Shanks's pony was a horse-drawn lawnmower with nowhere for the driver to sit, so he had to walk along behind.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A128152

Gosh !..your answer was to much of a conundrum to work out !...my apologies !

For the sake of me, can I ask that answers are given at my level ?

Thanks

posthumously RD also shares in the sushi prize !

well done RD *clapping*

dentstudent · « **Reply #43 on:** 16/02/2009 13:28:18 »

As long as he brings his own wasabi!

RD · « **Reply #44 on:** 16/02/2009 14:18:52 »

Bring a selection of Japanese wines, but don't get all sarky. [

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JimBob · « **Reply #45 on:** 16/02/2009 19:06:39 »

DANG IT !!!! - I would have stayed with walking if numb-skull sheepy - with the IQ of said animal - would have just been able to read and assimilate the answer given.

And this guy is asking the puzzles? THE QUESTION I WANT ANSWERED IS WHY DOES SUCH A DOLT GET TO ASK THE QUESTIONS IF HE CAN'T RECOGNIZE THE ANSWER?

OH, MY ACHING AUNT FANNY !!

Make it Lady · « **Reply #46 on:** 16/02/2009 20:33:28 »

Has your Aunty tried Deep Heat patches. They really sooth aches and pains.

JimBob · « **Reply #47 on:** 16/02/2009 22:10:07 »

I will apply them ASAP. We are very close.

RD · « **Reply #48 on:** 17/02/2009 01:23:26 »

If you are using deep heat make sure you wash your hands before you ...

Quote from: RD on 15/02/2009 15:40:31

Shake hands with the unemployed - To go to the toilet (for men).

Siphon the python - To go to the toilet (for men).

Slash - To go to the toilet, as in 'I'm going for a slash.'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A128152

JimBob · « **Reply #49 on:** 17/02/2009 02:32:32 »

My, how very greatly informative!

I will use these instead of -

Shake the dew off the Lilly

Drain the lizard

etc., etc.

Make it Lady · « **Reply #50 on:** 17/02/2009 18:05:21 »

You can also use "Point Percy at the porcelain" but only if you are a man.

JimBob · « **Reply #51 on:** 17/02/2009 23:11:20 »

What if you are a woman who has a catheter named Percy which also has a clip on it?

Make it Lady · « **Reply #52 on:** 17/02/2009 23:40:17 »

Your imagination is way more obtuse than mine. I bow down to you. You are the master.

Please note: Both obtuse and abstruse are my favorite words at the moment.

JimBob · « **Reply #53 on:** 18/02/2009 01:43:22 »

That is quite panegyric of you, my dear.

Please note: "panegyric" is my new word for the day.

dentstudent · « **Reply #54 on:** 18/02/2009 07:37:26 »

I'm glad that we haven't dipped to obfuscation, though some points do need a little adumbration still.

neilep · « **Reply #55 on:** 18/02/2009 17:22:00 »

Seriously...you ALL knew what 'Shanks Pony' meant ?...ewe really really all knew that ?

...how come i never knew that ?

Make it Lady · « **Reply #56 on:** 18/02/2009 18:19:57 »

Perhaps it originates from the North of England and as you live in London you live a more sheltered life!

neilep · « **Reply #57 on:** 18/02/2009 18:22:59 »

Yes , yes..that is it !!

I am a sheltered sheepy !......I am ready to be taken under the first available wing !

Gosh !!..I wonder what other things I do not know !! *sweet innocent little ole me*

RD · « **Reply #58 on:** 18/02/2009 19:13:57 »

It's an archaic expression and possibly has a northern bias ...

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Most of the well-known manufacturers produced pony or horse drawn mowers but probably the best known was Alexander Shanks and Co of Arbroath, Scotland. This company had produced the first horse drawn mowers in the mid-19th century and they were immediately popular, especially on the growing number of golf courses and other sports grounds that were being built at the time. Some people believe that this is the origin of the term "Shanks's Pony",

http://www.oldlawnmowerclub.co.uk/moms/mom25-spm.htm

neilep · « **Reply #59 on:** 18/02/2009 19:17:34 »

Quote from: RD on 18/02/2009 19:13:57

It's an archaic expression and possibly has a northern bias ...

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Most of the well-known manufacturers produced pony or horse drawn mowers but probably the best known was Alexander Shanks and Co of Arbroath, Scotland. This company had produced the first horse drawn mowers in the mid-19th century and they were immediately popular, especially on the growing number of golf courses and other sports grounds that were being built at the time. Some people believe that this is the origin of the term "Shanks's Pony",

http://www.oldlawnmowerclub.co.uk/moms/mom25-spm.htm

Well, there ewe go !

I'm just a sweet little old southern thang *sups on a Mint Julip*

Time for another puzzle soon !

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