[Chemistry4me]

Whats the cling film in someones car gag?

I hope I don't regret doing this: http://hubpages.com/hub/My-Favourite-Practical-Joke-Stories

[Scuba89]

HOME-MADE STINKING BOMB.

IRON SULPHIDE MIXED WITH HYDROCHLORIC ACID!
=HYDROGEN SULPHIDE
YOU GET A ROTTEN EGG SMELL.

[Chemistry4me]

Where are you going to get the 'homemade' ingredients from?

[lightarrow]

HOME-MADE STINKING BOMB.

IRON SULPHIDE MIXED WITH HYDROCHLORIC ACID!
=HYDROGEN SULPHIDE
YOU GET A ROTTEN EGG SMELL.

Do you want to kill people?

[Bored chemist]

Never trust a man who can't use the shift key properly.

[Chemistry4me]

Do you want to kill people?

[Bored chemist]

Do you want to kill people?

As a matter of fact, yes I do want to kill people, but if I gave you a list the police would get suspicious.

[Make it Lady]

A friend of mine was nearly expelled from technical college for leaving silver mirror test bombs in all the litter bins on the science floor. The cleaner left the college and refused to return. Getting expelled from technical college is as easy as climbing Everest in the nude!

[blakestyger]

As a matter of fact, yes I do want to kill people, but if I gave you a list the police would get suspicious.

That can pall after a bit (I'm told) - pissing them off is more fun.

[blakestyger]

A friend of mine was nearly expelled from technical college for leaving silver mirror test bombs in all the litter bins on the science floor. The cleaner left the college and refused to return. Getting expelled from technical college is as easy as climbing Everest in the nude!

Getting chucked out of a Tech' is a bit like being bounced out of a leper colony.

[Chemistry4me]

pissing them off is more fun.

Hmmm...
I can think of a better idea that involves 'on' instead off 'off'

[Bored chemist]

In most cases pissing on them would piss them off.