[Fortran (OP)]

Hi,

I recently retired and have become interested in science, I can answer all sorts questions on stacking shelves, selling kitchens, microwave ovens etc so go ahead and ask!

[dentstudent]

Hi Fortran, and welcome to TNS! I hope that you are able to share your domestic culinary knowledge on the site!

[DrN]

Good evening and welcome  []

We had a good thread (well, depends on your definition of good) about microwave cooking not so long ago, so your expertise may well come in useful!

http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=20920.0

[Chemistry4me]

Selling kitchens! Fantastic!

A warm welcome to you from across the Pacific.

[Chemistry4me]

And the North Atlantic Ocean if I take the scenic route. []

[Fortran (OP)]

Hmmm...

As I said I sold kitchens, (also appliances) I am no cook though!

[Chemistry4me]

Join the club!
I don't know how I manage to burn water even!

[Fortran (OP)]

Don't make me laugh, I am sitting here with both legs severely bandaged from my feet to my thighs.

[dentstudent]

Don't make me laugh, I am sitting here with both legs severely bandaged from my feet to my thighs.

I see - so you must be a strapping lad...

[Fortran (OP)]

No,  I just followed the instructions on a tinned pudding it said  "Pierce lid and stand in boiling water for 20 minutes".

[dentstudent]

When my computer was delivered, my wife asked me why I was running around on the packaging. Well, it did say "Tear along the dotted line".

[Don_1]

No,  I just followed the instructions on a tinned pudding it said  "Pierce lid and stand in boiling water for 20 minutes".

When my computer was delivered, my wife asked me why I was running around on the packaging. Well, it did say "Tear along the dotted line".

I can see you are going to fit in rather well here Fortran... Woe, woe & thrice woe

[DrN]

You're all male aren't you? I rest my case, you're all the same! As mental as each other!!  []

[Fortran (OP)]

You're all male aren't you?

I just checked and sure enough you are correct, now where was I  - ah yes coronal mass ejections...

[JimBob]

Coronal mass ejections? That is what happens to a tray of punch cards when you knock it off the "in" shelf with your head, right?

[Chemistry4me]

Only for you mate, only for you.

[DrN]

Tray of punch cards??  []

[Chemistry4me]

Punch card trays

[JimBob]

Tray of punch cards??  []

Hey C4 - these young'un ain't got no learning these days.

see above link young lady

[Make it Lady]

I'm still on paper tape. Anyone for a parade?

Welcome Fortran. I'm female and mad. Watch out for the beaver he has rabies!