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Offline Fortran

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« on: 14/05/2009 17:36:43 »
He has now left hospital, having been admitted with a broken nose, two broken wrists, a broken ankle and shattered jaw after his girlfriend stood him up.
You are only smart if you are surrounded by fools, so have a bit more patience for those of us that are complete idiots!

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« Reply #1 on: 15/05/2009 01:43:42 »
Groan....
...And its claws are as big as cups, and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! And Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you! And instead of a mouth it's got four arses!