[tedives (OP)]

I'm not making this up!

Here it is:
newbielink:http://www.findhow.com/wild/wild.php#i5830 [nonactive]

[Don_1]

How to perform an autopsy on an elephant

How to dodge space debris while in orbit

How to avoid crashing into a fellow pilot's F-16 if you get lost



I have one to add to this list of ridiculous 'how to's'

How to become a complete and utter plonker..... go to this damn fool site.

[Cooljeffct2]

Hes right though, you really can dum dum. Amazon.com sells it.