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Vampire like infant born in Mauritius and talks after 1 week only
« Reply #20 on: 17/06/2009 10:23:18 »
Quote from: Chemistry4me on 28/05/2009 21:12:43
I have two vampire like teeth. Mwhaamwhaahaahaa
They're called 'canines', everyone does.

Quote from: Ethos on 28/05/2009 20:55:48
Quote from: virtualin on 28/05/2009 18:12:50
Now you can believe this?  A kid asking his mom to give blood and talks at 1 week old only. 
I suppose he'll be turning into a bat shortly and be flying off to find a donor for his next meal.............Give me a break!
Quote from: Bored chemist on 28/05/2009 18:47:38
"Now you can believe this?"
No.
hehe exactly.
have you seen the picture? its ridiculous, looks like a poorly made, low budget horror film.
utterly ridiculous, some people have too much time.

have you scrolled down? i cant even put into words how.... stupid... that is. if this was a serious thing, the media would have splashed it everywhere, all lead by an aging actor in a white coat and a stethoscope.

Photoshop is simply too dangerous for stupid people
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« Reply #21 on: 17/06/2009 10:30:26 »
if you read the bottom:
Quote from: Some Idiotic 'journalist' on 05/06/2009 08:53:57
"Woooooo! This would have been a front page Digg story if it would have been true lol. I wonder why many of my own friends are believing this story is true. :S – Anyway buddies, no worry there are no vampires in Mauritius!"

even if this BLARING sign wasnt there, i cant take a 'journalist' seriously if they use "OMG", "Wooooo!" and ":S"
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« Reply #22 on: 17/06/2009 12:10:18 »
Clearly no one has pointed out the most obvious problem with this story.

Vampires don't procreate they breed via infection, like a virus.

Honestly, don't you guys know anything!
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« Reply #23 on: 18/06/2009 08:02:22 »
Quote from: uksceptic on 17/06/2009 12:10:18
Clearly no one has pointed out the most obvious problem with this story.

Vampires don't procreate they breed via infection, like a virus.

Honestly, don't you guys know anything!
of course, got us there, on a scientific fact!
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« Reply #24 on: 19/06/2009 02:06:23 »
Vampire children definately do exist

Quote from: Variola on 28/05/2009 20:05:47
Good grief.  [::)]

As a parent I can confirm that chidren do not develop the ability to drain your life force until they are 14. And even then not unless their friends are doing it...

You've obviously not met my kids! I've got five and there isn't one of them who doesn't try to bleed me dry every time he sees me!
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