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All right mate, you've been here long enough now.
And here it is folks, the great new 'Anti Splash-Back Guard' for the discerning gentleman's urinal.[attachment=8364]I would suggest an illuminating sign over the urinal which flashes:QuoteAll right mate, you've been here long enough now.fixed over the urinal and set to go off after two minutes. Perhaps a bell or klaxon should sound also.
Are you serious MIL?
Quote from: Karen W. on 04/07/2009 08:11:49Are you serious MIL?I'm always serious. In fact my Mum used to call me serious Sharon. My friend uses her she pee for weeing when she gets stuck in the car on long journeys. She wees on the go!!!!
She is. 
Peeing out in the wilds of nature is so much more fun if you are a man. Having to crouch down with nettles at your rear and the direction of flow threatening to hit your sandals is no fun. My friend has a she pee (no I'm not talking about our lovable little lamb, neilep) no this is a device that helps women to pee like a man. I told her it is not the best invention unless it enables you to pee through your neighbours letterbox. I'm sure Neil will agree.
You make urine at the rate of about 1ml per minute. When bladder volume starts to exceed 0.5 litres it begins to feel quite uncomfortable. Therefore you've got about 5 hours of relative comfort and then progressively increasing discomfort until you venture to the toilet!Chris
What puzzle me are squat toilets. It seems that, if I drop my trousers and squat, I'd be defecating in my trousers. Billions of people use them, so how do they do it?
What puzzle me are squat toilets.