[neilep (OP)]

Lights Dim.
Curtain rises

Wind fuels itself into a raging swirl and mates with a storm that bellows the call of a thunder-clap and the explosive shriek of a lightning bolt.  Trees weep leaves as the night rapes them of their protective foliage blanket. The howl of a lone wolf is distant and pierces through the ravaging banshee that completes the devils rampage. It's a hurricane of 2am !......a full frontal assault by nature herself.
A tempestuous savage slaughter from the bowels of the weather god.

Enter stage left, skipping and licking a lolly !

"Wocha peeps...I've got a butt-plug up my bum !!.........i'm baaaaaaaack !! "



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[Make it Lady]

Where have you been my little sheep, for I am Bo Peeps and have not known where to find you. Are you OK? were you molested by wolves (or Manchester Ewenited ?)
You may notice that everyone of your chummy chums have bogged of to facebook. We have been a little jaded by some of the jibes we have been suffering. email me as I have been uba worried.

[Don_1]

Well, you slipped in quietly and unnoticed didn't you........... NOT.


Back just in time for shearing.


Welcome bahhhck Sheepy!

[neilep (OP)]

Where have you been my little sheep, for I am Bo Peeps and have not known where to find you. Are you OK? were you molested by wolves (or Manchester Ewenited ?)
You may notice that everyone of your chummy chums have bogged of to facebook. We have been a little jaded by some of the jibes we have been suffering. email me as I have been uba worried.

Dearest Mam,

Thank ewe for your warm welcome home. T'is comforting to feel the warmth of your Bo Peep attention....alas..I have severely been remiss of affording ewe all reciprocal admiration. I have had duties to perform , people to placate...Ewe's to sire !...*le sigh*

Facebook ?.....what is this Facebook ?...is it akin to Sheeptome ?  []

[neilep (OP)]

Well, you slipped in quietly and unnoticed didn't you........... NOT.


Back just in time for shearing.


Welcome bahhhck Sheepy!

Greetings Tortoise Lord,


It's good to be back and I thank ewe for your welcome. I've....erhmm...never been away this long before and I...erhmm...may appear a trite nervous !...but the smile in your words and the hug of your prose makes me feel I never took an absence of leave !   []

[JnA]

Welcome Back

[neilep (OP)]

Welcome Back

awwwww...thanks JnA.

[Chemistry4me]

Yo! Welcome back ewe!

[neilep (OP)]

Yo! Welcome back ewe!

awwww !!..thanks soooo much !!!



psssssstt !!....just between ewe and me....i'm a secret ' welcomeologist'.....I suffer from a rare condition (welcomicophobia) that periodically makes me leave a place purely for the purpose of being welcomed when I return .

[techmind]

Welcome back. You've gone into hyperdrive with postings in the past 22 hours!

Hope all is cheerful in your neck of the woods now.

[neilep (OP)]

Welcome back. You've gone into hyperdrive with postings in the past 22 hours!

Hope all is cheerful in your neck of the woods now.

Thank ewe very much techmind.

 []..i suppose I have been busy since I returned yesterday.
Mind ewe, after a two month absence one accumulates a lot of questions !

Nice to be back. []

[DoctorBeaver]

Oh gawd  []

[TakeABow]

Oh wow...this is nuts...so, is this the place people come that think they may be doing and saying things "funky" when they think they've just been taking a nap? This bipolar stuff is off the hook...feelin very exposed for some reason and I don't know why....Hmmmm....what is this? And, I apologize in advance when the f-offs begin? oh god...here goes...

[neilep (OP)]

Oh gawd  []

Did ewe misspell ?


Im a deity filled with gaiety. []

[neilep (OP)]

Oh wow...this is nuts...so, is this the place people come that think they may be doing and saying things "funky" when they think they've just been taking a nap? This bipolar stuff is off the hook...feelin very exposed for some reason and I don't know why....Hmmmm....what is this? And, I apologize in advance when the f-offs begin? oh god...here goes...

Gives 'Takeabow' a hug !