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There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations.They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.Why? 
He is walking?
The taxi-driver is a fellow http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freemasonry [Links inactive - To make links active and clickable, login or click here to register] 
Is it the letter 'T'?
"fits the bill" did you mean to pun there? lol
A tape recorder?
Hello Guys,Any clue?Lehman.
Teeth in your mouth
The Letter L
By Gum! I'm all in a flap about that question.
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? 
I would type out answer but I need to go and spend a penny
Wotaaa! hai!.... .. PandaRight?
Yes, the dots were like fill in the blanks, .... .. panda- kung fu panda, and the wotaa hai is the noise that kung fu fighters make when they fight. 
Make Chips or Mash. Mmm Chips, I like Chips...
A stitch in time saves nine
Quote from: imatfaal on 27/07/2010 10:47:19an egg? Thank you Imatfaal [^]A mother has six children and five potatoes. How can she feed each an equal amount of potatoes? Do not use fractions. 
Does it??? I would have said Mr Bill Tell would have been more appropriate.
An intellectual .... is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.
Quote from: Variola on 31/07/2010 16:53:26Does it??? I would have said Mr Bill Tell would have been more appropriate. Congratulations Variola you've just passed the intellectual test  ...QuoteAn intellectual .... is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1155.html [Links inactive - To make links active and clickable, login or click here to register]
And for the people in a room puzzle, I'm not sure, but if I'm right then this should make sense.Da da dum da da dum da da dum dum dum.Hi ho Silver Away!
Hmmm.... by keep chucking one up in the air as he crosses??
Quote from: Variola on 02/08/2010 19:06:44Hmmm.... by keep chucking one up in the air as he crosses?? Thank you Variola [^]What is significant about 3661 seconds past midnight on 1st January 2001? 
1:01:01 on 1/1/01Sorry Omid, I lost my brain, but luckily the server farms at the chocolate factory were able to recreate it from a backup. At least they found one cell, so I probably still have a whole brain.
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