[yor_on]

My heart aches for the virgins Vern..

I think I can save them.
Ah, from the Internet.

[randalf]

Aliens are responsible for Global Warming so that the Earth is compatable with their higher body temperatures and the increased CO2 levels will enable the next wave of motherships to materialise more easily.

Just off the top of my head....this could be a goer CT!!!  lol

[stereologist]

These aliens have been using advanced technologies to increase petroleum flow. They want more CO2 in the air. The consequence of their actions have been more earthquakes which have not happened in oil producing areas. That is not a coincidence.

[Geezer]

Do not underestimate us the dolphins. When our the planet is finally submerged there will have to be a change.

[yor_on]

"Swim us to your leader." he said..

Immortal last words of our slowly drowning negotiator, as the last hope of a long-lasting peace disappeared in clouds of bubbles, getting fainter and fainter as the deep black opened its arms.

Ah Geezer
I love it.

[Geezer]

It was a big mistake to hold the conference in Copenhagen. We Dolphins can transmit thought waves for several miles.

Our plans are taking shape nicely.

[yor_on]

Looking bleakly at his hands he shook his head as he again stared out over the unruly ocean, covering what once had been a great city.

"It should have been fins" He mumbled despairingly as the waves slowly swallowed him up. "Why ever did we walk up on land? We could have been brothers."

As the seagull slowly descended upon his head.

[Geezer]

Silly humans. They fell right into our trap. Now they seem to believe they invented this thing they call "thermodynamics".

It's complete nonsense of course.

[stereologist]

A friend of mine has come up with a conspiracy theory. He claims that problems with Toyota vehicles has been due to hackers hired by the competition to crack the computers inside of the vehicles as they drive. There you are driving down the road enjoying the day when some geek come up next to you, get inside the car's software and send you careening towards certain death. Car sales tumble and the competition sees sales increase. He also suggests that it may be possible that the winners in this are actually gambling on the stock prices through gets and puts. It's a conspiracy as good as the claims of Nibiru fans.

[Geezer]

A friend of mine has come up with a conspiracy theory. He claims that problems with Toyota vehicles has been due to hackers hired by the competition to crack the computers inside of the vehicles as they drive. There you are driving down the road enjoying the day when some geek come up next to you, get inside the car's software and send you careening towards certain death. Car sales tumble and the competition sees sales increase. He also suggests that it may be possible that the winners in this are actually gambling on the stock prices through gets and puts. It's a conspiracy as good as the claims of Nibiru fans.

Intersting idea, but you humans are so limited. We thought that one up about five thousand years ago.

[echochartruse]

I've always been a great *fan* of the moon landing conspiracies - they just crack me up!

Although...

Did you ever wonder how they did those shots from the moon where the lander launches back to orbit and the camera on the moon's surface tracks the accent! Doo doo, doo doo! [twilight zone music]

just thought I'd add my bit here.

The moon landing happened while I was in school. The entire school stopped to watch.
Afterwards my teacher asked if we had any questions.
My question was who was already on the moon to take the pic of the 1st astronaut to step foot on the moon and who did they leave there to photograph the aircraft taking off, photographing it as it went higher and higher.
I still have not got an answer.

[stereologist]

There cameras on the equipment that filmed such things as the descent and lift off. There were cameras on the lunar vehicle. There were cameras on the astronauts. This is all well known and well publicized. I think you've been avoiding looking for an answer.

[tommya300]

Can we come up with the best conspiracy theory ever?

Looking inward from outside the box...
Staging Princes Diana's untimely demise
Getting her out of the lime light before her time, was necessary, so there were nothing but a ghost's image left to chase, with no personal feedback? USA "Graceland's" Elvis is in the house, so is Diana?
Your Majesty's Secret Service, fixed the semi open casket to hide any makeup imperfections on the simulated corps?

[JordanRHughes]

911 is the biggest conspiracy theory ever-without a doubt!

[JordanRHughes]

In september 11;



OK...where's the jetliner debris?

This is before the collapse--go figure...