[neilep (OP)]

Happy Freeday Everybody,

As a sheepy I of course luff to poo and also luff to eat...but as I was about to enjoy this tasty apple....

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An Apple About To Be Enjoyed



..I recall being told once that I should not eat when doing a poo !...I can't recall why....but I do think the reason was physiological !

Is there any science about this ?..is it wrong to 'eat & evacuate ' at the same time ?


whajafink ?


hugs & shmishes



mwah mwah mwah !



Neil
Apples & Pears and Perhaps A Fondue
Can all Be Enjoyed whilst Doing A Poo !
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kwality poemage right there !!

[Don_1]

It could be a major disaster if you confuse what the left and right hand are supposed to be doing.

Also, you might cause a bit of kewe if you have a 3 course meal.

[Nizzle]

I think there's no harm in eating while shiiting  <- how's that for poemage []

[John Chapman]

Well, I know there are many gastric diseases that can be spread by not washing your hands after going to the toilet but presumably you can't catch these diseases from yourself? So if you're going to offer me a bite of that apple then it's a definite 'no thanks'.

It would be dangerous to eat food in our toilet because:

My wife likes cooking but it’s such a shame
Cos it looks like sh1t and it tastes just the same

Next job Poet Laureate, I think.
 

[neilep (OP)]

It could be a major disaster if you confuse what the left and right hand are supposed to be doing.

Also, you might cause a bit of kewe if you have a 3 course meal.

Well normally I'd eat some pies that require both hands...If I eat them slowly enuff I don't even need to get off the loo before I see them again !!..LOL !!!................sorry !!!!

[neilep (OP)]

I think there's no harm in eating while shiiting  <- how's that for poemage []

That is indeed kwality poemage that is right up there....nice !!

[neilep (OP)]

Well, I know there are many gastric diseases that can be spread by not washing your hands after going to the toilet but presumably you can't catch these diseases from yourself? So if you're going to offer me a bite of that apple then it's a definite 'no thanks'.

It would be dangerous to eat food in our toilet because:

My wife likes cooking but it’s such a shame
Cos it looks like sh1t and it tastes just the same

Next job Poet Laureate, I think.
 

Cripes...with all this poetry I am spoilt.....I can't right a rhyme at all...

I am sure wifey is capable of cooking very nice poo....ewe just have to get free range hay fed horse manure !...it's kwality !

Wash ?..wash hands ?...lol..surely ewe jest......only on my birthday !

[Karen W.]

I have eaten in the loo.. BUT I washed my hands then sat down and ate ..whilst the body evacuated.... finished said food then tidied up my backside and then my hands again.... lol..I think it is really not wise hygenically though.. you may get splash back etc...

[Madidus_Scientia]

You'll be fine.

[RD]

In 1975 Professor Gerba published a scientific article describing the little-known phenomenon of bacterial and viral aerosols due to toilet flushing. The more you learn about it, the scarier it sounds. According to Gerba, close-up photos of the germy ejecta look like "Baghdad at night during a U.S. air attack." The article ominously depicts a "floor plan of experimental bathroom with location of gauze pads for viral fallout experiments." A lot of virus fell on those gauze pads, Gerba found, and a lot of bacteria too. In fact, significant quantities of microbes floated around the bathroom for at least two hours after each flush.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1317/does-flushing-the-toilet-cause-dirty-water-to-be-spewed-around-the-bathroom

[Chemistry4me]

Just make sure you use the same hand

[Karen W.]

I have

In 1975 Professor Gerba published a scientific article describing the little-known phenomenon of bacterial and viral aerosols due to toilet flushing. The more you learn about it, the scarier it sounds. According to Gerba, close-up photos of the germy ejecta look like "Baghdad at night during a U.S. air attack." The article ominously depicts a "floor plan of experimental bathroom with location of gauze pads for viral fallout experiments." A lot of virus fell on those gauze pads, Gerba found, and a lot of bacteria too. In fact, significant quantities of microbes floated around the bathroom for at least two hours after each flush.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1317/does-flushing-the-toilet-cause-dirty-water-to-be-spewed-around-the-bathroom

heard this same information and i is really groddy!