[ukmicky (OP)]

How to prevent your front door being kicked in, while your on holiday

[neilep]

How do you set it when you're on the other side of the door ?

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!

[ukmicky (OP)]

I knew that would be the first question.

I should have put it in the brain teaser section.

If i said second floor window & a long ladder would that anwser your question.

The last two times i went on holiday i got burgled, i wasn't taking any chances this time.

[neilep]

It obviously worked eh ?...what a **** !..being burgled eh ?

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!

[neilep]

Michael...check the moon out....it's well bright !!

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!

[ukmicky (OP)]

Is a bit

Michael