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...when in bed and I feel one coming I get ready and catch it in my hand ....
Quote from: neilep on 29/11/2009 22:31:57...when in bed and I feel one coming I get ready and catch it in my hand .... It's called a cup cake. By the way, what happens if you miss?
Quote from: FuzzyUK on 30/11/2009 00:09:30Quote from: neilep on 29/11/2009 22:31:57...when in bed and I feel one coming I get ready and catch it in my hand .... It's called a cup cake. By the way, what happens if you miss?I rarely miss..but when I do then I just hide beneath the covers...don't want to waste it !
Quote from: neilep on 30/11/2009 13:18:21Quote from: FuzzyUK on 30/11/2009 00:09:30Quote from: neilep on 29/11/2009 22:31:57...when in bed and I feel one coming I get ready and catch it in my hand .... It's called a cup cake. By the way, what happens if you miss?I rarely miss..but when I do then I just hide beneath the covers...don't want to waste it !Does your wife still luv u?
Erhmm...well, we do sleep in different rooms !!
Apparently yoga exercises can improve ones ability to control sphincter muscles though there is no guarantee this method refines the smells.//www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC5pSuzldzsMore from Mr. Methane:http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=mr+methane&search_type=&aq=fI can recommend cabbage, brussel sprouts and bread for killer smells. Anyone up for a contest? Here are a couple of clips from my best performances highlighted in my CV:http://homepage.ntlworld.com/fusniak/farts/fart15b.mp3http://homepage.ntlworld.com/fusniak/farts/fart35b.mp3
Quote from: FuzzyUK on 03/12/2009 08:50:49Have ewe ever checked out the farting preacher !!No, but the wife seems able to compete on equal grounds.//www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI-7UMzMc5k//www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYCz8vSGTDI//www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvpmWf_2-bAP.S. I meant the pastors wife - not mine!
Have ewe ever checked out the farting preacher !!