harmful effect of masturbation

Donnah · « **Reply #20 on:** 28/04/2004 19:51:51 »

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Originally posted by tweener

Neil, I'm starting to worry about you. ritual started at 12 - I don't think that's particularly late! And, ritual never specified male or femaleness. So there. []
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John, Ritual said s/he ejaculates, so if females can do that would you tell me how? I haven't tried that....yet.[

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neilep · « **Reply #21 on:** 28/04/2004 20:02:20 »

Hi Donnah.......I found this website http://doctorg.com/myth_reality1.htm don't know how big a pinch of salt (if any)..to take it with but..well..decide for yourself......but I like you, assumed Ritual is a bloke...and most probably a bloke...playing a joke !!!..well..I hope so anyway.

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'

tweener · « **Reply #22 on:** 28/04/2004 21:23:16 »

I assumed ritual was a 'bloke' also, but decided that without more evidence, it wouldn't be politically correct to run on that assumption. I don't know about the playing a joke part. I'd hate to mess up a 17 YO by teasing too much, as that is a fairly tender age for many. I didn't know I would start this much of a storm with my comment.

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John - The Eternal Pessimist.

MayoFlyFarmer · « **Reply #23 on:** 29/04/2004 04:38:54 »

Donnah, the only ting I see in ritual's post that makes me lean twards them being male is that fact that they admit to masturbating.

We don't want the loonies taking over!

Donnah · « **Reply #24 on:** 30/04/2004 20:11:50 »

Neil, I stand corrected. How 'bout that....skills and abilities we women didn't even know we had!

neilep · « **Reply #25 on:** 30/04/2004 21:18:02 »

Donnah...as far as I'm concerned women are not just the opposite sex and a different species...but women......are women !!!!...and thank you for being you sooooooooo very very much

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'

Exodus · « **Reply #26 on:** 01/05/2004 00:53:55 »

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Originally posted by neilep

Donnah...as far as I'm concerned women are not just the opposite sex and a different species...but women......are women !!!!...and thank you for being you sooooooooo very very much

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'

neil the charmer eh? [

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Donnah · « **Reply #27 on:** 03/05/2004 20:51:51 »

Yeah Richard, but keep it quiet will you? Neil's wife hired me to see if he flirts with other women.

neilep · « **Reply #28 on:** 03/05/2004 21:31:02 »

Tee Hee !!...it's not fair !!..I get castigated for being friendly *sulk..falls to floor and sucks thumb, sticks tongue out at computer*

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'

Donnah · « **Reply #29 on:** 04/05/2004 04:33:24 »

Yeah, well my report concludes that Neil is unerringly faithful with earthlings, but when those alien women come around Neil's interest is aroused.[

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valley · « **Reply #30 on:** 14/06/2004 16:45:41 »

A man goes to see his Optician. The optition examines him, then says "I'm sorry, but you really have to stop masturbating so much". The man looks shocked "You mean... it's damaging my eyesight?". "No" replies the Optitian, "but you were disturbing the other people in the waiting room".

neilep · « **Reply #31 on:** 14/06/2004 19:57:47 »

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Originally posted by valley

A man goes to see his Optician. The optition examines him, then says "I'm sorry, but you really have to stop masturbating so much". The man looks shocked "You mean... it's damaging my eyesight?". "No" replies the Optitian, "but you were disturbing the other people in the waiting room".

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'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'

Donnah · « **Reply #32 on:** 14/06/2004 23:42:06 »

Neil, you didn't tell us that you were going to see the optician![

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neilep · « **Reply #33 on:** 15/06/2004 00:18:40 »

LOL....is that you Donnah ?...I can just about make out your name *giggle*

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'

Exodus · « **Reply #34 on:** 02/07/2004 06:50:27 »

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Originally posted by neilep

LOL....is that you Donnah ?...I can just about make out your name *giggle*

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'

how are the palms neil?

neilep · « **Reply #35 on:** 02/07/2004 18:14:08 »

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Originally posted by Exodus

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Originally posted by neilep

LOL....is that you Donnah ?...I can just about make out your name *giggle*

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'

how are the palms neil?

....well now that I've shaved them they're nice and smooth [

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'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'

Exodus · « **Reply #36 on:** 03/07/2004 03:45:44 »

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Originally posted by neilep

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Originally posted by Exodus

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Originally posted by neilep

LOL....is that you Donnah ?...I can just about make out your name *giggle*

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'

how are the palms neil?

....well now that I've shaved them they're nice and smooth []

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'

you did moisturise i hope? i would suggest Nivea for men...

moses lawn · « **Reply #37 on:** 24/09/2004 07:08:34 »

They say it makes you go blind - so I shall carry on until I need glasses, only then will I stop!

MayoFlyFarmer · « **Reply #38 on:** 24/09/2004 20:16:29 »

like you'll be able to??? let's be reasonable!

That's no moon.... its a GRAPEFRUIT!!!!

Corbeille · « **Reply #39 on:** 24/09/2004 23:03:15 »

Smoking and masturbation are my biggest sins. I've managed to cut it down to 20 a day. But I still smoke like a chimney!

you can't crack me I'm a rubber duck!