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Who the hell researched this?

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Who the hell researched this?
« on: 21/01/2006 12:36:53 »
Apparently cockroaches pass wind every 15 minutes.
Who in their right mind would go to their course director and say that they want to study cockroach farts? And what kind of course director would say "Yeah, ok... sounds good to me"

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« Reply #1 on: 22/01/2006 02:50:52 »
didn't you hear? cockroach farts are being used as an alternative to fuel cars....
it's very environment friendly and sure to save people a lot of money on gasoline
I think the new car that runs entirely on cockroach gas is coming out in March 2008
I have pre-ordered it
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Re: Who the hell researched this?
« Reply #2 on: 22/01/2006 13:07:15 »
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« Reply #3 on: 25/01/2006 14:23:23 »
same way the found out earwigs had twp penises i suspect extreme boredom in some lab and perhaps a little wanton cruelty

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« Reply #4 on: 27/01/2006 05:14:15 »
I've ALWAYS wanted to know about cockroach farts and earwig Penises !!....*sigh*...my life is complete....I'd like to thank the people who authorised these important studies.

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Re: Who the hell researched this?
« Reply #5 on: 27/01/2006 11:06:46 »
this topic is hilarious! [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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Re: Who the hell researched this?
« Reply #6 on: 12/02/2006 13:41:40 »
Sounds government funded.
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Re: Who the hell researched this?
« Reply #7 on: 12/02/2006 17:07:05 »
Perhaps the U.S. government is thinking of using cockroach farts as a dispersal method for anthrax spores in Axis of Evil countries. Fill roaches with spores, drop a load of them over Iran or Nth Korea, & wait for them to start farting. Job done.
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Re: Who the hell researched this?
« Reply #8 on: 21/02/2006 15:17:22 »
insects to carry biological weapons m m m m m m
how would you stop then crossing borders ?


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« Reply #9 on: 21/02/2006 15:57:42 »
quote:
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insects to carry biological weapons m m m m m m
how would you stop then crossing borders ?


Is this not a problem with all biological weapons?


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Re: Who the hell researched this?
« Reply #10 on: 22/02/2006 01:35:36 »
seems to be that way with all weapons,and the more destructive,the easier they seem to be obtained.
my 2 year old could well be banned under the geneva convention,her nappies/diaper,are lethal.

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« Reply #11 on: 18/04/2006 20:47:13 »
quote:
Originally posted by Broca

Sounds government funded.


I agree! Something dreamed up by Blair and Bush probably. To think they may have had some of our top researchers looking into cockroach farting.
Do cockroach farts smell? Or could I keep a couple in a cage, as my own personal eco-friendly fan?!

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Re: Who the hell researched this?
« Reply #12 on: 19/04/2006 23:23:56 »
quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Broca

Sounds government funded.


I agree! Something dreamed up by Blair and Bush probably. To think they may have had some of our top researchers looking into cockroach farting.
Do cockroach farts smell? Or could I keep a couple in a cage, as my own personal eco-friendly fan?!

"I just set fire to the table!"


I've got lots of fans but I've never asked whether they're eco-friendly [:D]

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