[Geezer (OP)]

Those rotten little neighbor kids are not going to get me with their snowballs this winter. Not unless they want me to turn them into snowmen.



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[peppercorn]

Does this bolt on the front of your truck by any chance  []

[Geezer (OP)]

Does this bolt on the front of your truck by any chance  []

It goes on the back of my tractor  []

[peppercorn]

Salted! But the roads won't need to be!  []

[SeanB]

What is this "snow" you are referring to?

Last time that fell here was when Mastadons were ruling the earth, and Geezer of course........

[Geezer (OP)]

We had a couple really snowy Winters, so, last year, a friend of mine bought a snowblower (more accurately a snowchucker I suppose) for his tractor. It's a really fancy one that mounts on the front with a driveshaft that runs the length of the tractor and a gearbox to tap into the PTO at the rear. He spent a bundle on it.

He was hoping to make a lot of money clearing other peoples property.

As you might expect, last Winter, we hardly had any snow!  []

[Geezer (OP)]

What is this "snow" you are referring to?

It's special white stuff that descends from the sky and covers up all the weeds and crap in your garden for several months so you don't have to do any gardening.

[tommya300]

We had a couple really snowy Winters, so, last year, a friend of mine bought a snowblower (more accurately a snowchucker I suppose) for his tractor. It's a really fancy one that mounts on the front with a driveshaft that runs the length of the tractor and a gearbox to tap into the PTO at the rear. He spent a bundle on it.

He was hoping to make a lot of money clearing other peoples property.

As you might expect, last Winter, we hardly had any snow!  []

You want snow Geezer?
Sell it ha ha
You want rain  wash the family car.
You must live next to some Ancient Indian Barrial Grounds.
Best to have a Pow Wow.

[Geezer (OP)]

Well, they were here first.