[wolram (OP)]

A forum that is not full of crackpots and main stream manics, this must
be heaven, or just a cool place to be[] please do not change.

A born optomist

[neilep]

.....ahhh !!..that's nice ...thanks Robin...of course there are some eccentrics here...you'll bump into them eventually...not me of course !!!

It's good to have an optomist here...you're the antithesis to my pessimisim.

Don't be a stranger now.

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!

[DoctorBeaver]

Eccentrics? Where? Oh, by the way, would you like to see my splinter collection?

[neilep]

...he's got to wade through my ' pavement ' rubbings first....5OO crayontastic rubbings of the same pavement slab.

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!

[Ray hinton]

Robin
take no notice of these looneys,pop over and we can go through my collection of telegraph pole photos, i got some really good close-ups of american ones,from the mid west,some are reputed to be fifty years old. [xx(]

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[wolram (OP)]

LOL, i am not an  Eccentric, but i do get engrosed with projects, my latest is to find the
optimum size for a lump of coal to burn on my fire (it has only two settings open and closed)
if the lump is to big it will cinder, if it is to small it evaporates up the chimney in a sheet
of flame, i have seen aircraft circling my home and i am sure they are de icing there wings.

A born optomist

[Ray hinton]

have you tried the size experiment with coke,or anthracite,there is a soft brown coal from germany that could give interesting results,you will have to post your findings on this site(data included)for us all to enjoy. [^]   [^]

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[ROBERT]

quote:Originally posted by Ray hinton

Robin
we can go through my collection of telegraph pole photos..

There really are people who collect photos of electricity pylons  [:0] :-
http://users.tinyonline.co.uk/bigh/bigh/pylonof.htm

[wolram (OP)]

Hey, Robert, there are people that collect ancient condoms, how useless is that?

A born optomist

[Ray hinton]

Robert you are not reading too well are you,i said telegraph pole, not electricity pylon.
you have obviously failed to notice the phalic significance of this,and the fact that poles are wood,"organic" and hence environmentally friendly,and that pylons are steel, and crap
 

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[Ray hinton]

quote:Hey, Robert, there are people that collect ancient condoms, how useless is that?

oh hell,my collection isnt cool anymore [V]

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[neilep]

quote:Originally posted by wolram


Hey, Robert, there are people that collect ancient condoms, how useless is that?

A born optomist

Do they contain ancient contents too ?

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!

[Ray hinton]

we had a condom bush that used to grow near us,always covered in condoms,just hanging there waiting to be shot with an air rifle.

[ukmicky]

Condoms
When i waz at school we were really naughty we used to tease the girls by placing a little bit of white coloured water in them and then place them on the classroom door handles. I got the cane for that ,the headmaster didnt see the funny side[]

Michael

[neilep]

quote:Originally posted by ukmicky

Condoms
When i waz at school we were really naughty we used to tease the girls by placing a little bit of white coloured water in them and then place them on the classroom door handles. I got the cane for that ,the headmaster didnt see the funny side[]

Michael

....did he slip on one ? []

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!

[neilep]

quote:Originally posted by Ray hinton

we had a condom bush that used to grow near us,always covered in condoms,just hanging there waiting to be shot with an air rifle.

No wonder it grew into a BUSH !....you obviously were not shooting blanks !![]

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[Ray hinton]

we used to fill them with water then throw them at the grumpy old git over the road,now im the grumpy old git.
neil,in the words of alan partridge "that was classic intercourse"


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